Sam Forester

Owner of the worlds most easily twisted arm. Live like you're going out of style.

[Sam Forester @Sambro36]

@HashtagGriswold Last of the sociopaths

[The Naked And Famous @TNAF]

This year marks 15 years since we released Passive Me, Aggressive You. It was the start of a journey that would take us far from home.

On that note, we thought we might celebrate…

Stay tuned.

[Sam Forester @Sambro36]

@NarineBipat @TreyFiveBook @historyinmemes Yeah she was a beauty alright.

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@_JohnConnell

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@FitbaPatter He’s ran into one of Wile E Coyotes traps

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Stanley Johnson comes forward as only man left willing to host MOTD #BoycottBBC

[Shaun Watson @ShaunWatson86]

“I froze your tears and made a dagger, And stabbed it in my cock forever,
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.”

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@andy23tran Some more guns ought to sort that out.

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Louis “goes” Theroux

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@genmnz Ask the guy that invented Henry hoover.

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@skotto83 @themichaelowen @EmmaRaducanu Was it his funeral?

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3 full weekend tickets for sale £300 #neighbourhoodweekender

[Fred Macpherson @fredmacpherson]

Nearly tweeted “Think I saw the Delta Variant support the White Stripes in ‘03” but bottled it and settled for this format instead.

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My safe word is Jackie Weaver. #jackieweaverhastheauthority

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@connorjl_ Alright “gaff Lauren”

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@realDonaldTrump if presidents were biscuits you’d be a custard cream. #scaredofbourbons

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

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@_JohnConnell Loads of traffic

[Duncan Bannatyne @DuncanBannatyne]

Oh bugger off. Why should Uk taxpayer bail out Billionaires? They can do that themselves. Tax payer needs to bail out the poor, the starving, the ill and the disabled that are most effected by this virus.

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@rickygervais Words you’ll only find together in Westminster?