SamiKaye

[SamiKaye @SamiKaye]

#Alayah when #Peter brought her back on the show. #bachelor #pilotpete #worstseasonever
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Can @jordan__kimball & @demi_burnett be the official commentators for the #bachelor franchise? I never want to watch an episode without them

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@demi_burnett Have you ever looked up why #Kellogg invented corn flakes? It's hilarious and unreal and I feel like you'd laugh as much as me

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I never tweet, but I just wanna put this out there.. I want @KevinHart4real to play Sebastian in the live action Little Mermaid. #Disney

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@chelseaneum @doug_neumann WHAT?!?! Mind. Blown. Thank you for this gem :D

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"I'm the Benjamin Button of maturity." - @jfuller4ku. Truer words have never been spoken.

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@chelseaneum We watch America Ninja Warrior too!!!! I was super bummed when there wasn't an episode last week!

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Genie, you're free.

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When talking about cigars, my dad (after a few drinks) says, "tighter is better...remember that...in all situations, really." #justthebest

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@doug_neumann Now I know I've got to *dun dun* run away.. I've got to get away... (This song always reminds me of you) #taintedlove

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Sooo many kids on this flight. Six are surrounding me. Including a fussy baby. My maternal instinct is nowhere to be found. #saveme

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@doug_neumann @DFull Sorry for leaving you with all those dingle berries! #missyoutoo #NeumannFullervacationsforever

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Oooh drunken parents. The things you say. @DFull #itsAmerican! #cowfarm

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@ConnorNorton uhhh, I'm really excited about that news!!

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That moment when you run to make a crosswalk, reach the other side with 0 seconds to spare, and an old man says, "perfect!" Morning world!

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Fell asleep with 12 mins left in the game and woke up with 36 secs left in OT. Guess I saved myself some stress! #kubball #welltimednaps

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@emilycaitlynn - @jfuller4ku and @DFull pretty much had the exact same conversation.. #PaulWalker #toosoonindeed #seriouslythough #ironic

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Just saw a field of red flashing lights, millions of stars, and heard my favorite Christmas song for the first time this year. #happygirl

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.@doug_neumann "Bring out the tiny mops! Seriously though. You'd think Chicago could afford something bigger than a Swiffer" #stillindignant

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@doug_neumann "What's up with the size of that mop?! It's not preschoolers out there sweating. They're 7ft monsters." #kubball #sizematters