Sami

Wino. Animals are great. My kids are the best. My husband is okay. If you’re not laughing, you’re losing

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@netflix Should’ve given us that update over an hour ago

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@netflix

[Lauren Lee Malloy @LaurenLee_915]

🚨#BREAKING: OSBI SEARCHING FOR MISSING 3 Y/O — Athena Brownfield reported missing at aprx 2 pm on 1/10/23 in Cyril, Oklahoma. Command post established at Family Life Church. Any info ☎️ @OSBI_OK tipline 800-522-8017 or email [email protected]. #FindAthenaBrownfield

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@LisaBaker1226 @nokaleinsalads @RealitySteve @AshleySpivey The fact that you think we can be racist against a bunch of white people tells me all I need to know about you and your views... 😒😳

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@nd_joyce For once we agree about candy

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

Get you a man that goes from Travis Scott to Elton John to Blue Oyster Cult when playing music. ❤️

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

How often does your husband gleek on you? Once a week is a light week in our house and I’m starting to take offense at being spit on... @Robin_Baskets #MarriedLife

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@PethDerek 32: Gym, Ice, Bed

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

How do you convince your husband that matching family Christmas PJs are the best? Including for the pets? Asking for a friend @Robin_Baskets

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@nickjupinit Kick that guy out of the league.

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@nickjupinit I smell some BS in the air

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

Hey Coach Nagy - We have questions...

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@Robin_Baskets “Everytime I look at the Bears game, Mitch Trubisky is doing something stupid!”

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

Not so patiently waiting for @laythepointspod to go live...

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@PageSix @PageSix couldn’t be less in tune

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@nd_joyce Preach!!! 🙌

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@jimmyfallon Also, Grandma thought like a G6 was “Like a cheese stick.” Found out when she told us at dinner that she hated that cheese stick song #MisheardLyrics

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@jimmyfallon @jimmyfallon “Work It” by Missy Elliott. During the reverse portion my dad swore it said “Are your firm nipples wet yet” #MisheardLyrics

[Sami @SamiKaye22]

@dog_rates @Robin_Baskets There are Goldens out there doing this, and our dog can’t even figure out how to crap outside 🤦🏻‍♀️