Sami Kratofil

[Sami Kratofil @SamiKratofil]

Top foods not to eat on a first date:
1. Spaghetti
2. Burritos
3. Literally any food because I eat like a Neanderthal who hasn’t had a good meal since the last full moon

[gatita| free 🇵🇸 | @CatScrivner]

we fucked up so much that bill nye is about to beat our asses if we don't start to take climate change serious

[Sami Kratofil @SamiKratofil]

Don’t worry...I’m sure there’s an essential oil for that.

[CNN @CNN]

A person infected with measles attended a Portland Trail Blazers home game in Oregon last week amid an outbreak that has left at least 19 people ill this month in neighboring Washington state https://t.co/Scd612TaLS

[Andrew Cahoon @Cahoon_11]

I have been waiting 3 months to get into this group, and within an hour was banned

[M.H. @fizzynooobster]

The browns

[Sami Kratofil @SamiKratofil]

Could you date someone that has the same name as your Mom or Dad?

[ℜ͓ｨ̽c͠н @Too_Asian9]

Stoney's full name really hittin home for a lot of us😂

[M.H. @fizzynooobster]

These people ❤️

[Sami Kratofil @SamiKratofil]

Last month we adopted a dog who was skin and bones and severely neglected. Fast forward 1 month of extreme loving and a little spoiling, he now carries my mom’s water bottle for her when they go on runs. WE DO NOT DESERVE DOGS 😭❤️

[Sami Kratofil @SamiKratofil]

@jbakes2121 No way when did you and @MasonMelby break up!?!?!?!?

[Wade Foster @WadeFoster18]

Most people have 32 teeth

Some people have 10

It's simple meth

[Sami Kratofil @SamiKratofil]

After one week in “the real world” I would like to consider myself actively looking for a sugar daddy. DM with serious inquires only please.

[Sami Kratofil @SamiKratofil]

@Shastygrant SPOILER MF ALERT NOT ALL OF US ARE CAUGHT UP 😡

[Anne @annerupinski]

Stacey can’t you see, you’re just not the gorl for me

[Sami Kratofil @SamiKratofil]

Holy smokes I just finished college. 😦