Uncle Colm

The darker the humor, the better!!

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@TeenBoyMom Could never be me. I have to keep you alive and well so I can lecture you. No matter what age they are, I could never do this.

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@benj_amin11 Some Ugandans hate greenery with a passion

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@gyalfavourite Beautiful 😍 🥰🥰

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@aplusfuneralmgt No talking about my job or my education. Only things that really mattered. Don’t put my cv in the order of service, no video or photos. Upbeat music and hymns, lots of flowers and pictures of me and my loved ones.

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@UG_confesses You got what you deserved.

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@Kk_Hamis Opportunity for the miracle workers to do their thing.

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@rinahkampala A brilliant boy!

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@TheMutaD What I don’t understand is how no one refused him to travel if he was that sick? Where are the monitoring and surveillance measures? @MinofHealthUG

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@ntvuganda The fact that he passed through Uganda means we have a problem. You guys are acting like Ebola is malaria?

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@HiireSulait I can assure you, how women dress doesn’t bother me at all. The issue is you assign some misplaced morality standards to women’s wear, that’s what bothers you.

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@DailyMonitor Rose is very much a victim. It’s terrible the way women are treated.

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@mtnug there should be a limit to how many messages you are allowed to send me daily. It’s borderline consumer harassment.

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@mishi254 It’s just sad, how we keep justifying mediocrity. 8 years delayed construction? Training? And he’s comfortable giving such a response like the demand for better is audacious.

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@macbel_the_ras @DailyMonitor A little empathy goes a long way. I suppose a man has never changed his behavior when it comes to you, right?

[katrina liu @dancekatrina13]

i always take the time on 9/11 to read this piece. i’ll be out and about all day tomorrow, so i’ll read it today. i hope you all do too ❤️

https://t.co/zpGUXusVz9

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I love when a dog sighs like he’s carrying the whole family financially. Sir, you ate a leaf today and napped.

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@fifss__ 6!

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

Dear Son, 21 years ago today, I held you in my arms for the first time.
I was still a young man myself and I remember feeling both anxious and deeply blessed. I did not have all the answers, but I knew one thing for sure; I wanted your life to be different from mine.
I wanted you to be spared the life struggles I had gone through.

Like King Solomon in the Bible, I turned to God and asked for wisdom. That is why I named you Solomon. That name was my prayer for you from the very beginning, it still is!

I had already tasted fame and some level of success, but I understood that neither of them could give a man what only God can give-wisdom.
I have always prayed that God grants you wisdom, discernment, courage, humility and a heart that knows what is right, even when the world tells you otherwise.

Today, I look at the man you have grown into and my heart is filled with gratitude. I am proud of you and I pray that you continue Walk humbly with your God, love mercy, and do justly (Micah 6:8).

As you step into the next chapter of your life, I dedicate you once again to God. May He guide your steps, protect you from the things you cannot see, give you strength when life becomes difficult, and give you the wisdom to navigate this unpredictable journey called life.

May the blessings of your ancestors walk with you and make your life a blessing to many. May your purpse be bigger than yourself.

Always carry yourself with confidence and be proud of who you are. Respect everyone, regardless of who they are, but fear no one except God.
Treat everyone the way you would like to be treated and never be afraid to stand for what is right.

Whenever life becomes confusing, remember the prayer that has followed you since the day you were born.
May God give you wisdom greater than wealth, character greater than fame, and courage greater than fear.

You were named Solomon because, from the very beginning, I prayed that your greatest treasure would not be what the world can give you, but the wisdom that comes from God.

May you be wise enough to know the truth, humble enough to follow it, and courageous enough to walk it.

Happy 21st birthday, Solomon Kampala Sekayi Kyagulanyi Galyenkanawa.
EMBOGO TEBAJILUNDA!!
@kampala_solomon

[Uncle Colm @Samia_Shawty]

@swhat03 So women remain a belonging of everyone they date?