SAM HAM

the hair from my head is migrating to my chin

[SAM HAM @Samilton23]

well done to everyone for getting out of bed this morning, and carrying on living in this crazy world x

[Philippa Rice @PhilippaRice]

I finally finished this big crochet project

[SAM HAM @Samilton23]

best tweet ever???

[Natalie Price @partyfunlady]

69 = oral sex
99 = spooning
9696 = grandparents in Charlie and the chocolate factory

[The National @TheNational]

I Am Easy To Find, a short film by Mike Mills starring Alicia Vikander, and I Am Easy To Find, our new album out May 17. The former is not the video for the latter; the latter is not the soundtrack to the former. Pre-order the album at https://t.co/JrUsP4OQHJ. Film details TBA.

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

my sister is a middle school special ed teacher. this is a photo of her carrying one of her students to the bathroom on her back in the rain. she also buys supplies with her own money. i wrote a poop joke on twitter yesterday

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

With her “yes”, Mary became the most influential woman in history. Without social networks, she became the first “influencer”: the “influencer” of God. #Panama2019

[Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch]

RT if you agree

[Bubblegum XCX @bumwees]

Whoa Black Betty
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Boat belt wacky
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Black Betty had a child
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Hatchback badly tiled
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[SAM HAM @Samilton23]

this is how you throw a party in mykonos bitch

[lovely joe @RadioJoeM]

So after two years we are all back together! @Samilton23 , @DanOllerhead & @luke_halliwell at the wonderful @bunnyjacksons

[Russell @RussellFalcon]

Me during a home invasion when the burglar tells me he hasn’t seen the trailer for A Star is Born

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

Wow ANOTHER remake?

[tara @solohrrystyles]

I JUST FUCKINGGN MET LILY JAMES AT WATERLOO STATION BYEEEE ALEXA PLAY WATERLOO BY ABBA 🕺

[SAM HAM @Samilton23]

tbf i was only following donald trump

[SAM HAM @Samilton23]

i muted the words 'donald' and 'trump', and now my timeline is empty

[SAM HAM @Samilton23]

my twitter account in an image

[SAM HAM @Samilton23]

@BarryJenkins is a ray of light on twitter; enthusiastic, responsive and thoughtful. all my love x

[SAM HAM @Samilton23]

never related to a tweet more

[isaiah! @apathyart]

Man seeking:

⚪️ Woman

⚪️ Man

⚪️ Nonbinary Partner

🔘 Someone to sing the main part of Super Trouper while I sing the low “Su-p-per trou-p-per”

[Dick Chiclets @DrGhostbaby]

I just flew in from Mutation Island and boy are my arms legs.

[SAM HAM @Samilton23]

@joemcgrath95 @TommydFilms @andrwEspley @bressonian @MinovskyArticle @DanOllerhead that was happening way before dan watched holy motors