The overblown hype for Grand Theft Auto 6 is getting so fucking annoying.
I hope this game bombs and sucks complete penis, so I can feel even more vindicated not paying a subscription for a video game trailer, and wisely instead consuming hours upon hours of emo gay porn.
"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway
i keep thinking about this video because it’s inspiring how after everything she’s been thru and how everyone treats her she still has the capacity for tenderness
My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave
pet names for your beloved:
•sugar cube
•clump of delight
•tasty thing
•sun
•wonder
•blanket
•cereal with milk
•fat juicy steak
•best ever
•blooming flower
•ripe fruit
•big
•piece of awesome
•love assistant
•good parasite
•person of all time
•flashlight