Tom Trombone

But I don't have a horse.

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@Anarcho_Dudeist @Trunks3008 You Will Believe a Chevy Malibu Can Fly.

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@Based_SpaceGoji The ad campaign for this movie was pretty fun.

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@M3S0soic That depends on what you mean by something.

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@fernzpat1 @NickLongrich @TheStingisBack You’re right, that’s a damned good joke.

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@fernzpat1 @NickLongrich @TheStingisBack What’s the first?

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@jacobtaber @fifimcfae Knitty City?

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@pumpkinlitost The scene at the beginning where the stranded pilot is the only human on an island with Godzilla is particularly creepy to me.

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@OldSchool1000 I think it works either way. An unseen horror would probably have elevated the movie. On the other hand, this guy is so damned cute, and the rake-like claws get me every time.

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@Dracones24601 @TheNextMazer Oh, the gunganity!

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@rorybeanz @agraybee It’s a 15-minute Death Star.

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@GwynMeredith201 @anabelle_dawn Extraordinary statement! I���ve never seen Cushing’s Holmes. I shall endeavor to rectify that.

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@TheChrisLambert You should read it. It’s really good.

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@EDouglasWW @mikeryan They need to make After Hours into a series like The Pitt where every episode is a sequential hour of Griffin Dunne getting screwed by fate.

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@GenCookieDough @EthanWinterssss @gabwisz

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@yyhh6tgg63536 @pablov950 @NavinFS @StatisticUrban Do you think humans aren’t part of nature?

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@nickcueva @Y2K_mindset Seven Beauties was set in the 1920s?

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@whitefeelimgs @somanyshrimp That’s not true.

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@alrscg @squirtstain Yeah, that bugs me too. Just adding insult to injury.

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@M3S0soic Don’t mind them? I love them!