Samuel Jensen

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@Ryandally08 Lol you're a halfwit

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@LeagueScenePod Call was fine - brooks shifted the ball well before Cleary was touched. As for Cronk, if it was Cleary throwing the pass instead, he'd STILL be talking about how amazing it was.

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@OzraeliAvi @DrewPavlou Lol imagine thinking some twitter post by an incel informs government actions. How fucking deluded can you terminally online people be. Ahahaha

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@realRick_AUS Ahahaha imagine being this fucking dumb

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@BernieSanders Ahahaha some BIG MAD Maga and "centrists" in here

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@mcuban The physicality is great. The games look like real contests not just a la fitness run with dudes chucking up 3s with near zero defence. The ONLY issue, which is the case in every pro team sport comes in when there is a lack of consistency involved.

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@SCWhisperer The on field reffing was at least par with most of what we see. The most egregiously poor work was done by the bunker, and 1 by the touch judges (the 40-20 that CLEARLY wasn't).

Honestly the solution is to reduce input from the bunker and have it replace touchies entirely

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@InternetH0F Heartwarming: the US continues to decline into abject dystopia.

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@FOXNRL The disallowed try was 100% the right call. As was the sinbin.

If anything, the ref was being super lenient on the Raiders with the absolute ETERNITY he was allowing them to lay on the ruck and slow down the play the ball, for most of the game.

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@ZssBecker @unusual_whales Imagine thinking that anyone who can afford a school like Harvard is even remotely communist.

The widespread American misunderstanding of the words socialist and communist will be the basis of entire fields of study in the future. Truly incredible mass stupidity.

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@PhilGould15 Just stick to footy champ

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@CMTB125 @harryjsisson Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahah fuck me imagine being this stupid

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@Mr_Fireside Protip for the stupider of you out there, like this OP: an "unpoliticised" view of a historical figure like cook is a deeply politicised take.

Ignoring the bits of history that don't jibe with your (clearly white-centric) worldview is an attempt to rewrite history.

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@PhilGould15 Gus it's probably more embarrassing that it seems you've taken this tweet at face value when it's so obviously an utter misreading of the situation.

Come on bud, your media literacy is better than this.

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@SCWhisperer Imagine moving the major bright spot for the team, a half no less, out of the halves to have him get bashed up tackling in the middle and making hitups.

Spare me the "omg but ball playing forward" drivel.

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@NRLSilverback People give trell infinite shit for being lazy etc, but Walsh would have to be in the bottom 3 lowest work rate 80-min players in the game

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@newscomauHQ Lol. article written entirely for (and likely by) news ltd real estate section.

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@rob_sutherland3 @neiruu351 @PetersonHiles @dailytelegraph For a sizeable gaming brand in Australia, these are some deeply unprofessional responses to genuine questions from obviously highly-engaged (and therefore literally valuable to your monetisation streams) consumers of this content.

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@RedVPodcast1 The "time out of the game" was because he was busted for pretty much across the board cheating, from cap cheating to coercing young players to take PEDs.

Imagine being proud of having this disgrace as your coach.

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@PhillipAdams_1 Today, in "hilariously stupid boomer takes"...