Sam

21

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Artemis II crew captures new photo of Earth.

[Sam @Samlovettt]

Dalot will get me imprisonment

[E @Ellis_]

I hope everyone that’s still Amorim IN has a terrible 2026 and I’m being so serious you’re all going to hell.

[cifer @cifer1738]

Is 21 a good age to give up

[Currys @currys]

This new setting means your clothes come out more washed than ever

[UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily]

3 albums. 3 masterpieces.

Dave is the definition of a generational artist.

[obnoxiousboy @obnoxious_boy_]

If you willingly drink full sugar fizzy drinks over 0 sugar you are genuinely a fatass. They taste the same and have 0 calories. Fatty. Fat fatty.

[. @BGS1877]

Real ones were watching Isis beheading videos in year 8

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

This is Simon he brought an English flag and displayed it on his property, but his neighbors ripped it down.

Defiant, he buys paint and transforms his entire house into a giant English flag.

How does it look?

[Giddy👨🏾‍🍳✝️ @Giddy_ogb]

Sack Amorim
Arrest Onana
Return Mbeumo and Cunha to their former clubs
Give sesko to Arsenal
Beg God for forgiveness

Liquidate the club

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

We’re properly getting battered by a league 2 side. How are there STILL people not even questioning this manager’s methods?

[chells 👁️ | @OpChells]

@ManUtd Please stop posting and sack Amorim

[Harry 🇬🇧💫 @utdHarryy]

I don’t care if people call me player FC.

I’m Mainoo over Amorim.

[SCOOP. @AcademyScoop]

My faith in the project dies if Kobbie Mainoo has no future here.

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

Altay Bayındır was the only Manchester United player to create a big chance against Fulham. [@StatmanDave] #MUFC

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

If by chance United are able to do this after Sesko, Mbeumo and Cunha I want to declare publicly that I am ready once again to immerse myself deeply into the delusion that we are winning the league and I am prepared for any heartbreak that could come thereafter

[Matt Chance @_chancey_]

Proper Barclays

[cj @ccaerghi]

@AnfieldRd96 @Lemovslad If I buy your mum for the night for 50p and then sell something on Vinted for 50p doesn’t make your mum free now does it?

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

Pele retired at 37
Maradona retired at 37
Messi plays in MLS at 37

Cristiano Ronaldo conquered the Europe at the age of 40.