Sahm Parker

Can't describe myself without using emojis---shit.

[Mel the Enforcer @Fah_Lo_Me]

Every time I see #DiaperDonald trending I'm reminded of the times the Trump Baby has been flown by our friends across the pond. Shame it's so late there or I'm sure they'd join in..

[Chino @Al_Sanchino]

It’s wild Trump supporters believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence but couldn’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.

[Sahm Parker @Samme_Renee]

A relevant tweet

[Sahm Parker @Samme_Renee]

I love when I watch girls leave the bathroom without washing their hands....I just look at them like I know what you did last summer

[Raub @yaboyherbie]

Shout out to all of my Facebook friends that are voting republican strictly for tax reasons. I didn’t know people that worked at car dealerships made over 400k a year.

[Ken Jeong @kenjeong]

Gasping for air. And credibility.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Yep. When people are aghast and say we can’t close prisons, I just tell them affluent suburbs already have. It look like this:

- good schools
- full employment
- default emphasis on alternatives to incarceration (ex. community service)
- healthcare, incl mental &rehab
- housing

[gene @gene_lasecki]

@soloyochapin @JayMansion1 @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump @Kaepernick7 @POTUS Hard to forget 😏

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

not sure why we need to be the ones to tell you this, but don’t drink bleach.

[Sahm Parker @Samme_Renee]

The perfect book for Gio @ATWWDpodcast

[Sahm Parker @Samme_Renee]

@Power99Philly @MinaSayWhat Why is it always another woman? I'm saying that he's paying half the rent with his dirty $$ #shady #byeboy

[Sahm Parker @Samme_Renee]

@ErCrossin lol I think you're the only person I know still on twitter #Notifications

[Sahm Parker @Samme_Renee]

Can there be a @kiesza Just Dance video game please !!! Ps Philly loves you 😘

[Leesh @leeshlev]

@Samme_Renee https://t.co/k0GQ4xeUIr

[Sahm Parker @Samme_Renee]

@kimkulick @BurgerKing omg thank you Kim, this seriously made my day ❤️

[Kim @kimkulick]

“@BurgerKing: There’s no stopping true love. #ChickenFriesAreBack” @Samme_Renee happy for you Renee