Samantha 💕🌊

“She’s a psycho from a Midwest suburb, no straight jacket could hold her”

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

One of my proud moments this week was my mom commenting on how Cullen and I don’t fight because we actually communicate our feelings to each other. Raising our little man in a loving, respectful, and communicative household is not going unnoticed and it fills me with joy.

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

@rian__mccoy Get out or you get stuck

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

@rian__mccoy I just started this last night and was just dumbfounded

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

I’ve slowly been making this apartment a home with my boyfriend and honestly nothing brings me as much joy as that

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

Am I listening to Christmas music because it brings me unexplainable joy? Damn right. Do I care what month it is? Not a chance.

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

So my boyfriend is letting me decorate our new apartment and now I’m spiraling in Pinterest. Hope he’s ready for this cup of crazy in his life 🥵🥰

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

Dude. Who let me download TikTok? Send help. I have an addictive personality and I can’t let shit gooooo.

[Arielle Mulgrew @ArielleNotAriel]

if love doesn’t feel like hot coffee warming you up from the inside out on a 21 degree morning then I don’t want it

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

one time at a party I spilled some of my drink on myself & I muttered "god I'm so DUMB" & this drunk guy chastised me for calling myself dumb & then made me say 3 nice things about myself because "words are powerful." ...anyways hope he's doing well

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

@Kris___Nik WAIT EXCUSE ME

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

You’re telling me that I got made fun of for my freckles for most of my life just to have girls put fake ones on with make up?!

Rad.

[Dee @figgled]

overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine's card that said 'we are the same kind of weird'. shop assistant said 'is this for your girlfriend?' and he said 'no, it's for my grandma'
:')

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

Anyone have a CBS all access they want to share? Apparently my xfinity account it no longer supported to stream their shows 😭😭

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

That way, if I’m embarrassed about whatever saying the shirt has on it, they are now embarrassed for wearing T-shirts to an event where I will be wearing a gown 😂

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

So my entire family is basically coming to my pinning for my nursing degree and my dad has informed me that they are making shirts for it.

Something I said or did in the last week inspired them. I’m terrified.

Also pinning is a formal event and I don’t want to tell them that.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it was very chilly during our walk today. when i tried to hop in a puddle. i slid across it instead. i am not a penguin. i would like a refund

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

$samanthagulden

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[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

John Krasinski: now 40 years old, a multi-genre star

Me watching literally anything John Krasinski is in:

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

@erinvetters18 Honestly guys get excited about matching bras and panties, they should get all jazzed about matching tumblers too.

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

@gollygeegillian It’s so relaxing!! Thank you for gracing me with it ❤️

[Samantha 💕🌊 @SammiWhami]

Nothing brings me quite as much peace as a bath with a bath bomb, face mask, twinkling candles, and the Cableknit Spotify playlist that @gollygeegillian made playing.