Sam

[Sam @SammiePollock]

The only shot I’m shooting this time of year is asking my professor for a third extension

[Sam @SammiePollock]

@zemolafilms Sksksk save the turtles and I oop

[Sam @SammiePollock]

Stranger Things is stressful but they never put a dog in danger, I’ll give them that

[Sam @SammiePollock]

I have a hard time believing fetch wouldn’t have caught on because we’ve been saying yeet for the past 5 years

[Sam @SammiePollock]

Is it cold enough for me to be wearing a winter coat? No, but I’m dramatic like that

[Sam @SammiePollock]

*agressively shakes ice from my iced coffee to get slow walkers to move out of my way*

[Sam @SammiePollock]

@xoRPatelxo Oh I’m sorry is the constant joy and laughter I bring into your life not enough??

[Sam @SammiePollock]

Do I really want coffee or am I just trying to procrastinate

[Sam @SammiePollock]

@chee_bae Cause you’re hot??

[Sam @SammiePollock]

@xoRPatelxo Wow, just @ me next time 🙄😏

[Sam @SammiePollock]

@xoRPatelxo I love happy endings

[Sam @SammiePollock]

@carinahsieh Too relatable

[Sam @SammiePollock]

@millselle @instagram What a legend

[jarrett hill @jarretthill]

THIS.

[Sam @SammiePollock]

Alright who wants to strut down the street with me like @HAIMtheband in the "Want You Back" music video

[sara without an h @SaraHeinecke94]

The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied.....&.....pasted???

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[Ed Markey @SenMarkey]

It’s a sad day in American history when the President of the United States defends white supremacists.

[Sam @SammiePollock]

Ok but to see .@DUALIPA perform New Rules live would be actual perfection