Sam Hustler

I make a lot of bad jokes.

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

I just paid £9 for a beer in a hotel in Birmingham. I feel sick. When did this nation collapse.

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

@breeallegretti @thetimes There’s a cracking Nando’s if you need a taste of home…

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

@TLRailUK
Trying to get from Peterborough to St Neots to pick my daughter up. Any idea how I’m going to do that?

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

@TLRailUK any news on why the 937 isn’t showing a time from St Neots into London?

[sam @zerotwentyer]

might be the most ‘west ham’ screenshot of all time

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

This is the quality political content this app deserves.

[Joseph Gellman - it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @joseph_gellman]

Time for the thread you’ve all been waiting for!

Here’s how I think senior UK politicians would attempt to cross the big red balls in Total Wipeout

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[Joseph Gellman - it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @joseph_gellman]

This makes me feel insanely patriotic

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

@TLRailUK They’ve just shut the platform at St Panc. Because of no power. What’s the best plan to get back to St Neots?

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

This made me smile more than it should. To see politicians laughing without it being sinister is such a breathe of fresh air

[ITVPolitics @ITVNewsPolitics]

Keir Starmer accidentally calls Rishi Sunak 'prime minister'

'Old habits die hard', he jokes

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

Sammy Curran is a special cricketer 🏏

[Surrey Cricket @surreycricket]

Home quarter-final CONFIRMED as Sam Curran brings up his maiden T20 century with a HUGE SIX into the Bedser Stand!!!! ✅💯

Surrey beat Hampshire Hawks by 5⃣ wickets at The Kia Oval!!!!

🤎 | #SurreyCricket

[Mike @MikeKilby]

Sunday

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

@LNER I’ve got a ticket booked for the 16:45 from Leeds to London but it’s been cancelled. Can I travel on the 17.15 instead?

[Dr Rakib Ehsan @rakibehsan]

I simply couldn't vote Lib Dem.

But Sir Ed Davey has my respect on a human level. A school-age orphan, disabled son who requires regular care, a wife with MS - but sees the positives in life.

I hope he is able to shape the national conversation on care. Very decent family man.

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

One of the worst 90 minutes I’ve ever watched and I’ve followed West Ham for the last couple of decades.

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

This lot look like they’ve already got a Monday morning flight booked to Ibiza for the next 3 weeks.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Fuel duty has been frozen for 14 years now.

Here's how rail fares have risen in that time:

2011⬆️6.22%
2012⬆️5.9%
2013⬆️3.9%
2014⬆️2.8%
2015⬆️2.2%
2016⬆️1.1%
2017⬆️2.3%
2018⬆️3.4%
2019⬆️3.1%
2020⬆️2.7%
2021⬆️2.6%
2022⬆️3.8%
2023⬆️5.9%
2024⬆️4.9%

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

Gary Neville calling Chelsea ‘billion pound bottlejobs’ is iconic #CarabaoCupFinal

[Sam Hustler @SammyHustler]

@TLRailUK any updates why there’s been 4 cancelled trains this morning from St Neots into London?