Samantha Leister

she/her

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

@emilyacummins The hold that bobs burgers has on me

[Chris Bury @ChrisBuryNews]

This is how to write an accurate lede.

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

Lol and now BONUS TRACKS DROPPED. An emotional roller coaster over here

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

First half of #midnights had me crying, middle had me confused?? And the end brought it all together. Not a thorough review but its mine 😅

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

My life is forever changed after seeing Bros 😭 ♥️ @billyeichner

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

@dog_rates @Trupanion My sweet finn! 🐶 #pittieparty

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

Am I only person who has to remind herself daily that I can’t adopt every cat?

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

Crying in my car because as a 30 year old person with a uterus.. I have no say over my own body. Unreal

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

Today is 5 months almost completely no contact with my mother and man that’s a freeing feeling — this is your sign to remove what no longer serves you

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

I’m the luckiest ♥️ SO to the wind for my sick hairdo https://t.co/Zi7jnSxjGs

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

Welcome home, Finn! ♥️ https://t.co/MjNQMucHbk

[Senator Amanda Cappelletti @SenCappelletti]

Abortion is still legal.

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

Yo I fucking passed nursing school 😭

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

Well this thread is gold and too good to pass up! One time at my aunts funeral my dad approached me and told me the reason my other sister won’t talk to him is because he had to pay for “all my stuff” through college and didn’t give her money He’s talking about a cell phone bill.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

what unhinged thing has your estranged father done?? i’ll go first:

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

@emilyacummins Bad mom!

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

@emilyacummins Do you offer this as a service for others??? 👀

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

Sorry for what I said when we were short staffed 😅

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

@JakeMaydayP I was the one who screamed I love you in HBG PA, sooo ball is in your court ♥️ also I still love you

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

The idea you had of me.. who was she?

[Samantha Leister @SammyLeister]

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