Sam Martin

Aspiring Cheerleader. #nohaters

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, "mike heres the deal, we'll throw 30M at you and if you can keep Phil away from the damn nachos we'll toss another 20M on there too"

[I'm Shmacked @ImShmacked]

CSU, you're all savages 😂 but we love you!!

Vid - @DylanPlane

[Sam Martin @SammyMart321]

@maldonadoowen don't ask questions but this vine reminds me of you for some reason. https://t.co/j4wIhg3wdj

[Sam Martin @SammyMart321]

@maldonadoowen yay

[Sam Martin @SammyMart321]

@maldonadoowen it's all incalculable unless I know at what velocity you were swinging your ponytail or how many screaming women there were

[Sam Martin @SammyMart321]

@maldonadoowen Had you yelled at me "you don't even go here" I probably would've cried of happiness

[Sam Martin @SammyMart321]

@maldonadoowen OMG I FORGOT YOU ACTUALLY GO HERE.

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

when you can't find your wallet http://t.co/GAwEKp71bW

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah,

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, Canadian Sniper: the riveting story of how Dany Heatley ignored his family to slug booze and terrorize goalies in the NHL for years

[Cory @RxitWounds]

Good cop: We can help you, but first we need you to help us
Crossfit cop: I do Crossfit

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, Harvard's field goal kicker looks like he's about to solve the shit out of a quadratic function

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, @DaveLozo Physicality is a part of sports geek boy. You strike me as the type of guy who's excited for Uggs season & sits when he pees

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

Hello. Welcome to Golden Corral. I'm so sorry for the way things have turned out for you

[Sam Martin @SammyMart321]

@maldonadoowen you'll be like a peacock strutting his stuff and they'll get really scared and run away

[Sam Martin @SammyMart321]

@maldonadoowen if the haters don't back off just show off your astounding knowledge of physics and physics concepts

[Sam Martin @SammyMart321]

@maldonadoowen my god somebody stop me

[Sam Martin @SammyMart321]

@maldonadoowen and let's not forget the Lordes of Dogtown

[Sam Martin @SammyMart321]

@maldonadoowen and maybe we should talk to Lorde Farquad