Cory

[wint @dril]

girls will be like "oh big govt is orwell now" while having their DMs behind a totalitarian paywall & if we dont talk about that were fucked

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

just remembered that Kanye also lost the election

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

***THE PURGE: AMERICAN COPS***

FOR JUST 365 NIGHTS A YEAR, MURDER IS LEGAL

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Doc:”The steroids are for your asthma. It’s not the stuff that bodybuilders use to grow muscles”
Pt:”That’s not what I’m afraid of. I don’t want my nuts to shrink”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Cost of keeping a Covid pt in the hospital for over 100 days. You might live but you’ll lose your house. At least insurance covers $2.7 mil
😪😪😪😪😪

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Pt:”My job is more stressful than yours”
Doc:”Are you able to pee whenever you need to?”
Pt:”Of course”
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Cory @RxitWounds]

@CaminsMonique @NathanDenhez Awesome! Thank you kindly

[Cory @RxitWounds]

@CaminsMonique @NathanDenhez Please consider adding me as well if there is room! 8658 0065 3510

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Doc:”We need to give u blood, could u be Jehovah’s Witness by chance?”
Pt:”No, I’m Children of God”
😳😳😳😳😳

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Doc:”So these headaches started when u got struck with lightning 15 yrs ago?”
Pt:”I’ve tried everything & nothing works. I’ve spent the last few years chasing storms so I can get struck again to undo the headaches”
😳😳😳😳😳

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Doc:”Have u been exposed to Covid-19?”
Pt:”I’ve never been there, where is it?”
😳😳😳😳😳

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Pt:”I feel like my heart is racing”
Doc:”Does anything make it worse or better?”
Pt:”Meth makes it worse, alcohol makes it better”
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[ratatouille @nussyrox]

men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

someone just print the punisher logo on a face mask so fucking idiots wear them

[Jakerz @Jak_erz]

A short story in 2 parts

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

It's clear Donald Trump doesn't even want to be president.

[ethan, the socialist ☭🇵🇸 @carlson_ethan]

Church culture has failed us so much that I thought it was a sin to be liberal until I was 20 years old

[ROSIE @Rosie]

trump is not well #DementiaDonald

[Cory @RxitWounds]

@mattapodaca @getplayedpod Really enjoyed listening to you talk about Tony Hawk's Underground 2! All of the hyperbole in the world couldn't express how much I played and loved that game as well as American Wasteland.

*echoing* I didn't miss out *echoing*