SAM

ON MY KiNG SHiT. i AM A GOON. FUCK WiF ME. NOT AFFiLLiATED WiF THE ACTUAL SAM LESUEUR, MERELY AN iNTERPRETATiON OF HiS OPiNiONS.

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

@SammyShotguns FOR* WHOOPS

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

TOO PUMPED GOR SUPERGiRL. WONT BE AS GOOD AS ARROW OR THE FLASH THO. 💯💯💯

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

ALL i KNOW iS NOBODY CAN FUCK W MY BOOM BEACH BEACH, BiTCH

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

@Darin_Snyder this was a mistake

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

i'LL BE AT THE CAVS GAME TONiGHT. GOTTA SUPPORT A FELLOW KiNG. #GOCAVS #KiNGSDOKiNGSHiT

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

ACCOUNTiNG FiNAL WAS A BREEZE CONSiDERiNG i BEEN COUNTiNG COMMAS MY WHOLE LiFE. #KiNGSDOKiNGSHiT

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

CAVS SHiT THE BED TOO BAD THEY DiDNT HAVE DRAGiC. #MVP STEPHWHO

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

WHENEVER JAKE MAKES AN ARGUMENT i REMEMBER THAT HES A DUMB BiTCH THAT THiNKS 9/11 WAS DONE BY THE US AND i LAUGH.

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

@dominicaessi THERE AiNT ONE MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS PLANET THAT GIVES A SHiT

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

iTS MY BiRTHDAY AND iM DRUNK HAHAHAHA FUCK IT #LEGEND

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

GOLDY HUSKY

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

ALL i WANT FOR MY BiRTHDAY iS A BiG BOOTY HOE

[Chicago Cowboy @Br0wnCurtain]

Happy Birthday @SammyShotguns #KiNGSDOKiNGSHiT

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

@alisondorn_ YOU LiVE iN A DORM DUMB HOE HAHAHAHA

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

@alisondorn_ @Darin_Snyder HAVE FUN ON YOUR WEiRD NOT DATE WiTH JiM DUMB HOE

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

SHOUTS OUT TO DENNYS FOR THE FREE GRAND SLAM #EGGS #BACON #KiNGSHiT

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

@dominicaessi TONiGHT iM EATiNG NOBODY CARES WiTH A SiDE OF SHUT THE FUCK UP

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

TODAY WAS GREAT WE WENT GOLFiNG THEN FUCKED UP JAKES CAR HAHAHHA

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

JORDAN SPiETH #MYNiGGA

[SAM @SammyShotguns]

YO i GOT A LEGiT ERECTiON WATCHiNG THE MASTERS THiS iS MY SHiT #JORDANSPiETH