Sam Martin

Gonna be real with you all; this is mostly for retweets because I’m not as funny as everyone else on here (He/Him)

[Rod @rodimusprime]

This is what the bad guys wear…

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

You are not the victims.

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

how it feels to try to start any hobby in this economy

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

Pro tip: If you go to a bar where the bouncers are outfitted in tactical gear, find a different bar, fast.

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

Columbia students were arrested, suspended and expelled for protesting this.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

nice ill just sell my $900k apartment that i have

[Retney 🔜 SWC LA 2027 @retneysholocron]

"why do you care about having a disc"

THIS IS WHY DUMBASS

[tio meme @patea_traseros1]

@ShitpostGate

[LLN Reader Era 📚📖 ✨ @ThisisLLN]

I have the perfect video clip that talks about these fake ass crocodile tears 💀💀💀

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

Two state solution is a fantasy sold to the pacifists, it was never real. Israel wants a JEWISH STATE from the river to the sea.

[Communist Party of Genovia @MissPavIichenko]

Her name was Marion Stokes and in addition to being an amateur archivist, she was also a civil rights activist and got fired from her job as a librarian for being a communist.

[turbomander @turbomander]

fantastic creature. give me millions of them

[Serg @Xlad99]

I'm fucking crying the guys haven't said anything for a couple minutes then Steve O just randomly says Ehren has a small weiner

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Y’all I think Mamdani might’ve surpassed the aura of JFK.

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

A guy came up to me at a convention and said “Jeez, you look like someone’s dad.” I said, “I am someones’s dad, jackass!”

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

1:27 is maybe my favorite minor bit in all of jackass. erased from existence

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It is hard not to find the Jackass boys inspiring, they built a whole empire off of goofing off with friends