Shabel

the most ambitious figure in hard seltzer media

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

The most anticipated project in hard seltzer media is finally here: Shabel's Hard Seltzer Handbook

https://t.co/7TErhL2tEO

This is just the first edition, and I'll be adding to it periodically as I try more seltzers.

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

@The_Allimo

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

@DQ_youknowwhat @Owloo_Art I was about to call you out for this before I realized who posted the tweet you replied to lol

[Smokestack Ultimate @KC_Smokestack]

Tryout dates for Smokestack are set!

Men's Combine - 4/20 @ Prairie Center Park 9am-noon

Smox Open Tryout - 4/27 (4/28 in case of rain) - time and place TBD

Smokestack Closed Tryouts - 5/5 and 5/8 - time and place TBD

Fill out our interest form: https://t.co/QxqdJ8bFXL

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

@The_Allimo

[Smokestack Ultimate @KC_Smokestack]

Are you new to the Kansas City Metropolitan Area or coming here soon? Do you want to know when there are opportunities for pick-up ultimate (or perhaps goaltimate) during the offseason? DM us at any point and we'll get you the info you're looking for.

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

@BillyWheeler Elaborate for those of us with a novices taste in trees

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

It's hard to describe the hold this has had on my mind for the past week

[Smokestack Ultimate @KC_Smokestack]

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

@ClaireHabel Just around

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

We gotta start putting some more art on shit. At least engrave some stone or concrete. Idk

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

@The_Allimo

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

@jonolson32 Not sure, I haven't seen it. Lemme call my Chappie expert up @SSucksGoG

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

All the best movies are set in the desert. Mad Max: Fury Road, Dune, Rango. Need I go on?

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

I forgot to mention this during captain elections but I will be making Smokestack the first Dune-style club ultimate team. I will not elaborate

[DUNE @dunemovie]

Long Live the Fighters. #DunePartTwo only in theaters November 3.

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

Googling "Can you die from seasonal allergies"

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

@DaHoneyBadger07 @ISUltimate I just put this together. Wow

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

Bang could be packaged in cans that look like @SSucksGoG

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

I like how the honey bottle is shaped like a bear, famous for eating a lot of honey. The Aldi oat milk should come in a carton shaped like me

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Comedy is ok. But clown? Is more difficult

[Shabel @SammyTwoTimes_]

@DevMcD I am at the Hilton in Hays and the Harlem Globetrotters are not here :(