smurf👑

Quiet mind. Sharp observations. Masculine. Poetic. Controlled.

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

People who sleep with their friend’s partners are the most horriblee people to ever walk this planet. Don’t get me wrong, I hold both parties accountable. But now I’m speaking about the friendship part. If you ever look at your friend’s partner in any questionable way to an extent of wanting to lay with them? You’re the most vileee human being !

[🇳🇬 Super Eagles @NGSuperEagles]

Beating Spain isn’t for everyone

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

NDLEA d+stroys 12.9 tonnes of seized dr¥gs reportedly worth ₦3.8 billion during a major enforcement operation in Kano State

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Most of a guy’s losses came from him making sure somebody else was okay instead of himself.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

The concept of leaving the comfort of your house to stand before a panel of rich kids who then decide whether you are from rich or poor home 😭😭

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

woman go do you strong thing, no apologize properly come dey do “silent treatment is abuse”

so wetin you do wey make me vex na tender loving?? oya nau

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Bro, Wizkid no fit fall off😂🔥🦅

[smurf👑 @SammyWe58817262]

@Joyful9362 i follow back

[ajay @1meajay]

morning erections be so hard it hurts sometimes

[smurf👑 @SammyWe58817262]

@vai1kai hi

[smurf👑 @SammyWe58817262]

too many music mehn

[smurf👑 @SammyWe58817262]

@1meajay Him even write the lyrics out😂😭

[smurf👑 @SammyWe58817262]

@vai1kai Hi

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

- Bandits k!lling people..

They started quoting the bible talking about the prodigal son and asking us to forgive them

- Officer sh@t someone de@d nita gbangba..

They started talking about spirituality.

Aren’t you seeing the pattern ?

Can’t you see what rel!gion is for ?

[ajay @1meajay]

e get some kind items wey you go buy, na when you reach house you go realize say you no really need them, e go come dey do you like say you just waste money.

post-purchase clarity, lmao.

[ajay @1meajay]

female ❎
wife material ❎
(insults)

bitch ✅
youngho ✅
(compliments)

[ajay @1meajay]

you go just dey your thing, girl wey nice to you before nor go dey nice again, you go dey wonder wetin happen, you nor go know say she don start dey hate you small small because you no catch her vague ass shots wey she dey shoot since.

[smurf👑 @SammyWe58817262]

@vai1kai I follow back

[smurf👑 @SammyWe58817262]

@vai1kai @SmurfDfm

[smurf👑 @SammyWe58817262]

@anasumar1815190 @realadnantweet Hi