BarSam

Self-employed business consultant. Mummy to a gorgeous bambino and cavapoo. Love anything to do with fitness, psychotherapy and space

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@TotalFitness joined about a month ago and surprised at the level of filming in the free weights area (everyone's doing it). No one seems to care who they capture in the background. What's your policy on this?

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@MartinSLewis I’ve just seen an advert with you in it. Is it you? Do you do adverts?

[Organ Freeman @theOrganFreeman]

Let's finally settle it. Which do you say?

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@invisiblehoodx @waitrose Had to forge my own solution. The string was tiny so just used a hair grip!

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@waitrose is this a joke? Mega disappointed with the crimbo hats in these crackers

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@SoreenHQ my boyfriend brings the squide to every event. Tells me to get it down me

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@silk1069 my boyfriend just bought me a chocolate apple and his toffee
One fell on the floor #samfan

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Michelle Davies @michellecdavies]

⚡️ “Parents & Families with Lived Experience¦ Perinatal & Parent Infant MH”

https://t.co/BB8BOIn459

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

MIDSUMMER DOG NAME SALE:

Sleepy Walter
Fat Lump
Iqbal Balaclava
Sprinty McWhiffle
10 Dirty Bricks
Edwin Cream
Luke Noodles
Tedious Pauline
International Ron

£8.00 p.a. each

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@pipandnut if you ever need a product tester, hit me up. I’ve been eating a big 1kg tub in a week for about a year now

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@_sjayneb_ where are you?!

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@_sjayneb_ a cannon??

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@_sjayneb_ cooooooot x

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@PoliceWilmslow I have yes, just awaiting a new one!

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@PoliceWilmslow Someone has nicked my grey bin. Just a heads up in case there's a serial thief on the loose

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@_sjayneb_ WHAT HAPPENED?!

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@_sjayneb_ hahahah

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

When someone burps in the gym, why does it always smell
like chicken tikka?

[BarSam @Sammy_Barrett]

@_sjayneb_ And the best is yet to come ☺️