SamanthaofSarcasm

Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I also made.

[SamanthaofSarcasm @SamofSarcasm]

@castlebrew @HardPass4 I was never taught the ancient lore

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@PresentTenseAte @HardPass4 Oh, well then, by all means click away. Just not 4 times….

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@PresentTenseAte @HardPass4 Be careful. It took me a week to get home.

[SamanthaofSarcasm @SamofSarcasm]

@PresentTenseAte @credealjunkie Same. I miss writing.

[SamanthaofSarcasm @SamofSarcasm]

@CfMatzke My bedroom is off limits to everyone but other than that, please, feel free to clean 😂

[SamanthaofSarcasm @SamofSarcasm]

This is the exact opposite of a problem. I need a neighbor like this. I’ll leave every week.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

It’s better to be grateful than to complain.

[SamanthaofSarcasm @SamofSarcasm]

@mnsibley @ToeCrackinOs Must be nice 😭

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@heartsabustin @MickeyBlowtorch 32

[SamanthaofSarcasm @SamofSarcasm]

Asking people to guess is asking to get your feelings hurt.

[Chello Rosé 🍷 @ChellyJellyBeen]

This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?

[SamanthaofSarcasm @SamofSarcasm]

@SuperHumanEpoch @RampCapitalLLC Exactly as planned. (Can’t help but think the whole Japan love bombing may have been one as well)

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@McJuggerNuggets You are heartless

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@juliet_turner6 What a fat birb! 🥰

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@TuckerPoodleMA If you’re going to say it in public, you have to deal with the public 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@NiallHarbison You think Rocky’s back fur will come back?

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@Obs_Dave Chickens are mean. I didn’t know my broody hen had a duck egg (this was a while back) and I went out on hatch day she killed it. Cause it looked different? Idk

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@Nero As one does, apparently

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@deadbeatsred

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@deadbeatsred They can skedaddle where I can’t see em

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@Litas1899 They won’t.