Yamal, son of immigrants (Moroccan dad + Equatorial Guinean mom) growing up in a working class Mataró neighborhood, enters a UNICEF raffle with hundreds of local families competing for a spot.
He wins.
Then, among ~20-25 Barca players in the 2007 calendar shoot, he was randomly paired with a young Messi.
Rough odds?
•~1 in 300+ for winning the family raffle.
•Then ~1 in 20-25 for the random player draw.
Combined: roughly 1 in 6,000–7,500 chance this exact pairing happens.
Yet here we are in 2026, they are meeting to compete for the biggest trophy in football . Destiny doesn’t miss.
Walahi, nothing is random in this universe.
Spoke with a CBSA friend last week & he confirmed that Canada is the global hub for fentanyl precursor chemicals & they can only check 2% of shipments/containers at most.
Much of the final product can’t be absorbed locally & is smuggled to the U.S. & elsewhere
Trump was right
Joe Rogan presses Vice President JD Vance about a military commander who told troops that bombing Iran is part of God’s divine plan to bring back Jesus Christ:
ROGAN: “This guy said the only way Jesus can return is by bombing Iran.”
VANCE: “😂😂😂 I did not hear about this.”
ROGAN: “He told the troops that they don’t need to be afraid of the war because Trump was anointed by Jesus. Let’s read this report.”
VANCE: “Let me just say…”
ROGAN: *Stops JD from defending this* “Hold on let me read the quote.”
CONTEXT: Jamie pulls up the report. We’ll let you watch for yourself to see how crazy it is.
ROGAN: “This is the type of right wing thinking that I don’t like. The commander had a big grin on his face when he said all this.”
VANCE: “I don’t endorse that, but we do need to have humility in God’s plan. I would’ve told those Christians troops to trust in God.”
ROGAN: “You don’t know if these troops are Christian. You’re telling them Jesus wants us to bomb Iran. I would’ve left the military.”
VANCE: “I’ve never heard of this particular story, but I know the press likes to spin stories a certain way so who really knows.”
ROGAN: “How do you not know about this story when you’re the Vice President of the United States.”