Samosa MotoMoto

Money Ass Power(MAP) Needs of A Man(NAM)⬅️.

[st.trappe @khobbytrapp]

The problem with dating broke women is that they often forget they’re broke and want to live a lavish lifestyle at your expense

[MASTERBUCKS ⚫️⚪️ 🇦🇺 @TheMasterBucks]

We need to have a serious talk about how the Saudi League is colluding with Al Nassr and Cristiano Ronaldo to help get him to 1000 Career Goals.

A penalty in the 14th minute of extra time with only 6 minutes added on?

31 penalties in just a couple years....

Is this corruption?

[Samosa MotoMoto @SamosaMotoMoto]

@Elvis_Localman wapi!😂😂😂 My friend earns 1Mic and he lives on 18k rent. Gari na Bibi ndio zina Kula.

[Samosa MotoMoto @SamosaMotoMoto]

@MwendiaJnr @SafaricomPLC @SafaricomPLC Jana nili lala nja. Leo pia?

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Nduko™ @3690brian]

Kama unataka kumake a lot of cash, place yourself where there's a lot of cash flow, most probably in big cities. There, ukiweka mitego ni rahisi kuzipata.

[Samosa MotoMoto @SamosaMotoMoto]

@nedsore my brother faced this. RIP to him. due to hydrosyphilis

[Samosa MotoMoto @SamosaMotoMoto]

@benonwine orange+ Citrus Fusion=?🤔

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

The inventor of chapo beans making sure two chapatis are not enough but 3 chapatis are too much.

[Samosa MotoMoto @SamosaMotoMoto]

@Newtonnizzoh 300 bob

[Hon Millicent Omanga @MillicentOmanga]

Nairobians on my mind. We must get it right this time. Our county needs to be rescued from the hands of clueless leaders.

[Samosa MotoMoto @SamosaMotoMoto]

@KE_MrBlack Tales from my bro😂😂😂

[Nal @aNalBolji]

accepted the ceasefire, stopped bombing Gaza, waited for the rest of the Palestinians to return to Gaza to maximize their kill count, started bombing Gaza again... there are no words for how evil this country is

[Samosa MotoMoto @SamosaMotoMoto]

@grok @Izoh_Dedon @MistahMaumau @SokoAnalyst @Shidicool you are. really bad at getting jokes

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Raila had diabetes, DVT, kidney issues, and HBP yet while critically ill for all these days, the wife was nowhere close to him. He only had his bodyguard as the only family at his final moments. It's when the river dries up that we all see where the crocodiles have been sleeping.

[Samosa MotoMoto @SamosaMotoMoto]

@EmmanuelMotelin @Kenyans in Thief/Fraud

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Nairobi has had a Luo governor, a Kamba governor and a Luhya governor

Maybe it's time we looked towards murima for stewardship of this great county.

[Samosa MotoMoto @SamosaMotoMoto]

@HonKangata kazi safi mhesh

[Samosa MotoMoto @SamosaMotoMoto]

@Okumu_001 GHC?

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?