Moss under the Mattress 🍉

Sam/Moss | 25🥛Cult Leader🥛 Certified Tea Fiend |

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

Become ungovernable. Go to your friend's house party. Eat dust. Eat their dust right off the bathroom door. What are they gonna do about it? Nothing.

[The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki]

in case you forgot that it's pride month here's your reminder that like most of this account and a very good chunk of the scp wiki exists because of weird trans women. thank you weird trans women

[captain lesbian ⧗ @sapphicaptain]

reply and/or rt to join a butchfemme twt group chat!

rules:
— be butch/stud or femme
— 21+ pref (18+ ok if we’re moots)
— NSFW allowed but be respectful of ppl’s boundaries
— bullying/bigotry of any kind will not be tolerated

let’s have fun and build community <3

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

"Yeah! Okay! FUCK the monogamous fox!" 🖕#guesswhosaid

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

I miss when you could look up "skateboarder with beanie" and the results would be full of dudes absolutely shredding it

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

People need to start fucking up construction sites again, we're losing our heritage

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

Lover brought me lunch today on my double shift 🥹

[bones @yaouricest]

sam and dean would have not survived with the current gas prices

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

@cant_shake_it You work in a restaurant

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

A robot called me "temperamentally Finnish"

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

To be fair, that is the only change between the first time I got bit by a spider and the 24 years prior.

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

Was lamenting to Bren that I've experienced spider bites for the first time in 25 years and I have no idea what would cause me to no longer live in a way that puts me at peace with the spiders.

He thinks the spiders are punishing me cause I've had sex with a man now.

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

@cant_shake_it He's also a Deznat 🤢

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

@cant_shake_it Blocked and reported

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

"I wish I had a gay son. Gay son means no one wants to talk to me " #guesswhosaid

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

Hearing Rivers fucking Cuomo on the radio in Cyberpunk broke my immersion lmaoo

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Breaking: Trump orders the dismantling of the US Forest Service.

All regional offices are being shut down and the research program destroyed.

[👹M/D/T/S 👹 @cant_shake_it]

Forever fighting for real country that didn't get swept up in far right propaganda

[Nem @Nemzsi]

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

[Moss under the Mattress 🍉 @SamothyFirefly]

@cant_shake_it Or place the cinder block to hold the door in the exact perfect spot a person can trip over numerous times cause they're tired and coming off a grave.