Samphis

First, do no harm. Information Security Nerd, Fitness, Powerlifter, Reader of Books, Rescue Dog Enthusiast. Vaccinated - He/Him 🌹

[Samphis @Samphis]

My dog is broken?

[Samphis @Samphis]

@Mixiofficial I've got tickets to one of the PA shows. Cannot wait!

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

they're stealing the geese in Ohio. don't believe me? take a gander for yourself

[Ben Tietje still tweets 🐦 @Tietje]

“Do you have a flavor?”

La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

The idea that “political views” are not directly connected to people and how they treat other people is the true disconnect in American politics.

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[Mark Thompson @Son_of_a_Thomp]

If only bump stocks could get pregnant, we could regulate them.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

left: ny post cover, today
right: twitter note on ny post from yesterday

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Well I don’t see the bears gloating over a woman dying so…

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Bro has a chance to do the funniest thing ever

[wint @dril]

ok so the evil hospital we destroyed turned out to be a normal hospital? Uh oh!! hope we dont make the same mistake 100 more times

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Millennials are “quiet hanging out and drinking a beer on a Thursday,” a new trend that’s threatening the workplace

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I just want everyone to look at this poodle moth 🥺

[Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign]

Whoever made this, I salute you.

[Thought Provoking Berserker🇭🇺🇪🇺 ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

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[Samphis @Samphis]

@fesshole This isn’t the fess you think it is.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I was once tasked with sacking a member of staff for smoking weed in the toilet. I told him to clear out his desk drawer and go home. I later found a nugget of weed in his drawer and smoked it in the toilet.