SampleHappiness

I have chosen to be happy because it is good for my health. - Voltaire

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@SouthwestAir I have sent DMs, emails, voicemails as you requested of those affected by the disasters of the last few days. I hope you will respond to customers as many of our holidays were ruined. I was separated from my elderly parents and young child for the holiday.

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@fortunefunny #sincerlyfortune I just listened to your podcast about gift cards. The best is when you use a gift card to buy someone's present.

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@ChemForYourLife How does wrinkle remover spray work?

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@ChemForYourLife I appreciate the discussion on professional science career options. I am a master's level chemist who worked 12 years in pharma research and is now a regulatory chemist.

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The only way to travel @Skittles

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@ChemForYourLife Can you discuss anything you know about spherification and reverse spherification in molecular gastronomy? Thanks!

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My daughter informed me to access @TheHatchimals you need to break their ❤️.I have been lying to it and being deceptive for half an hour and nothing is happening. #momlife #funnyparenttweets #hatchimals #funniestparenttweets

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@ChemForYourLife Love your podcast!

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@ChemForYourLife The word for "sticky" would be "adhesive".

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My cat just ate a goldfish cracker that he found inside my daughter's discarded wet bathing suit. #momlife

[Kimberly Davidson @Lyrik08]

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@nbc @netflix #RenewGoodGirls

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

What are we all supposed to do with all of these coloring books we colored at the beginning of the pandemic?

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@ohheyjoebee @mindtheclam @Twitter I would also like to know...

[Alexis Rhiannon @mindtheclam]

My therapist started our session yesterday by saying "it's party time" and ended it by crying with me, so I think I'm really making some headway on ruining her life.

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Looks like we are skipping first grade and moving on to learning analytical chemistry because that's what mom knows. #bullshitsnowday #parenting #momlife #virtuallearning #SnowDay 🧪

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#Parenthood is debating between spending two hours proofing fresh cinnamon rolls for your kid's breakfast or going to bed early. (Spoiler alert: went to bed.) #momlife #dadlife That's why @cheerios exist. #hearthealthy

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New defiance tactic from child.
Me: why don't you color?
Child: I can't because I don't know which colors to put where.
#parenting

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Who else woke up to their child clicking and unclicking a tape measure for 20 minutes? #momlife #parenting