Qwess 🇰🇪

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Manchester United

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

Lakini this senator ni hatari bana😂 Achana na sifuna..huyu anainject proper

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Many Kenyans have been stunned by a striking billboard along University Way in Nairobi filled with actual trash. The installation contains nearly two tonnes of plastic waste collected from the city's streets, aiming to highlight the growing plastic pollution crisis and encourage better waste disposal habits.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

You are a cheap propagandist and it shows. This is a clip of you being abducted not long ago and people here defended you and fought to defeat State propaganda. Today its you fanning these cheap lies. For what man?

[Eric @amerix]

"Vitu kwa ground ni different" is a very strategic psychological operation to make you believe that your voice on social media does not matter.

It matters.

It is powerful.

If it doesn't matter, why do politicians post their completed projects here?

[B @ngwata_]

The deterioration and fall of Kenya from a barely functioning country to complete systemic ruin and dysfunction has been deeply painful to witness.
Our children do not deserve this.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

"Tuliambia huyo jamaa rudishia mheshimiwa hiyo 10K." – A Kenyan man explains why PS Fikirini Jacobs' bodyguard allegedly shot and killed 28-year-old youth mobiliser Cecil Ouma.

[Fact @Fact]

The more intelligent you are, the more annoyed you're likely to get by people in general, but at the same time keep quiet to avoid an argument.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly hatė how people assume your life is easy just because you don’t burden others with your problems or talk about the challenges you’re dealing with.

[SON$ London @SONSLDN]

THEY LIED TO US

About him.

Sorry,,,,

[Qwess 🇰🇪 @Samqwess_g]

@carter6f how can money change him when he was born to a baller, anyway respect to him 👍

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

They’re obeying their wives on camera at the World Cup…To please woman no too hard like that 😭😂

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Now that's one way to make marriages last

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game.

You LOVE to see it 🇯🇵

[Mariam @WairimuMariam]

When the village witches won't let you get to the "You may kiss your bride".

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

The lady has been waiting for this day to tell her leader the truth. We need this kind of courage and honesty. Just listen

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

This day will forever be etched in my heart. The day my greatest hero rested. Raila Amolo Odinga was more than my political mentor, he was like a father to me. I grew up without a dad after he passed on when I was in class 3, and when I came to Nairobi and met Baba, he took me under his wings and became my father both in politics and in life.
I loved him deeply and his loss has left a hole in my heart that only God can fill.

My heart goes out to his family: Mama Ida Odinga, Rose Odinga, Junior Odinga, Winnie Odinga, their grandchildren and their entire family. I cannot begin to imagine your pain and heartbreak. I can only pray that God comforts you and grants you peace and strength that surpasses all understanding during this difficult time.

As we mourn his passing, we also celebrate a legacy that will never fade. We celebrate a man that gave everything for His country. A fierce champion for the people. A man of incredible, undeniable influence. Words fail me because truly no words possibly do justice to the man that was Baba Raila Amolo Odinga.

You have fought the good fight.
You have finished the race.
Rest well Jakom.
Your light will never fade.
You are Forever in my heart.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

The death of Raila Odinga is global news. Our CNN report on the passing of an African icon of democracy

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kitu ingine vijanaa,When it comes to hunting let us learn to hunt beyond our horizons. And I don’t mean hunting women,I mean hunting in terms of business opportunities. Tembeeni huko nje mpate exposure. And one thing limiting us is lacking exposure,ndio unapata akili ya jamaa inapiga tu kufungua boutique,car wash,kuuza jackets,kuuza viatu na kinyozi. Their business ideas are limited to their environment

Hii ndio inafanya jamaa kama George Ruto anafanya kazi ya matatu. Kumbafu kabisa! Because even those close to him lack exposure. All they’re whispering to his ears are nonsensical businesses because their view of things is limited to their environment. A person like George with all the money in his disposal is supposed to be running multi million factories and industries. Lakina akili haina kitu,ukifungua hivi ndani utaskia inanuka ushago

Sisemi kuuza viatu ni mbaya,na sasa tukiuza nguo wote wanunuzi watatoka wapi? all I am saying is there is better and bigger businesses to be engaging in. Toka Kakamega ingia nairobi,Toka nairobi ingia Rwanda,Toka rwanda ingia china. Tafuta Exposure! Ata mimi msidhani nitawauzia CCTv pale https://t.co/QqiVqtp6i6 milele,No! Nataka nipate pesa niingie manufacturing. Ata Eve maina nikimwambia I love you anaanza kulia. Weeh! But first theres one person we must deal with,Ruto! Angalia jirani mwambie Ruto is the devol !

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

In any relationship that you consider serious,you should be able to comfortably go over to your womans house without tension. Otherwise what is the point then,if you cannot feel home in the house of the person you have given your heart to. Its only promiscuous men dating whores who will tell you not to go to your womans house.

And a man should expirience the coziness of a woman’s beddings atleast once in his life time. And I mean proper women,sio hii majangili ya kuvaa wig inanuka pembe ya ngo’mbe,those ones avoid. Hao wanakuanga na 7 boyfriends. Pale mapangale zinaeza tembea anytime ukipatikana. One the other side,Theres a certain demographic of women who preserve themselves very well.

Mwanamke amejiweka,ni msafi,Respectful and loving. Kitanda ukiangalia unaona pillow fifteen huezi jua ni za nini. Kwa Blanketi ukiingia namna hii unaskia yes! Ndio unaelewa kwa nini huwa wanapenda usingizi namna iyo. Yani kitanda ni soft kama geneza buana. Ukikaa kidogo ndio huyo ameleta cookies,mara ice cream,kidogo analeta yoghurt na Sosej,eih! Buana women houses are paradise . Sunday evening ukirudi kulala kwa moko matress yako unaskia nikama umelala juu ya meza