Samra 🦋

unfortunately a product of war

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

[saz @emorollll]

i have the emotional regulation of a haunted doll

[Rose @24kRose_]

I’ll honk at anyone in traffic. I’ll worry about what gun you got later

[jake @wormpuller]

Does anyone know where I went

[🇬🇩 @OhCoco]

The Clorox toilet wand is one of the best house cleaning inventions next to the Swiffer. Bcs who dirty ass thought it was cool to keep using a brush to clean the toilet.

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Having adhd feels like micro dosing dementia cause why tf am I in this room

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“Stimulants for ADHD are addictive!” Yeah to people without ADHD, meanwhile I’m over here fighting to convince myself to just take them so I can do my computer job

[Nick @egodiffed]

I have a very non-woke opinion about that cruise ship with the virus.

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

how executive dysfunction feels

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?