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[Sam @Samrp01]

Told one of my friends “they call me profen the way I B” and he took a moment and said “I think we need to get you help” so ofc I sent this one to him

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

what if we were ibuprofriends

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

what if we were ibuprofriends

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

she gorp on my scroggin til i schmogle

[olive 🩵 believe in the ninth jedi @ct_girlie]

i'm sure this has already been done but

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Pretty crazy in the new Wuthering Heights it starts with Heathcliff saying “who up wuthering they heights”

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

a little bit about me

[nancy @d0gtired]

Today is hard for me because I don’t like endings or beginnings or doing any reflection

[Chris Malchow @_thecolorfulkid]

Some of my favorite photos from winter

[Live Nation @LiveNation]

Your favorite boyband is back! ⭐ 5 Seconds of Summer (@5SOS) is coming to a city near you for EVERYONE’S A STAR! World Tour!

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[☁️Swiftie Sports Center @SwiftieESPN]

Hot girl walks are finna go craaaaaazy

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

sometimes if u want to make friends u have to go out past your bedtime even though you are so sleepy and your cat misses you

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

this is funniest fucking comparison that anyone could have made

[5 Seconds of Summer @5SOS]

NOT OK out now. New Album EVERYONE’S A STAR! November 14th

https://t.co/SUka1GaSVz

[lucy is seeing 5sos! ★ @ih8bostonn]

i don’t care i really don’t i’m soooo unbothered

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

hey, do you remember like last week when Discord announced server capacity was getting raised to 25 million people, and everyone went “why would you need 25 million people in a discord server?” and then Nepalese Zoomers took over their government via Discord?

[PVRIS @ThisIsPVRIS]

White Noise (Ten Year Anniversary) Tour dates are on sale now! Tickets and VIP upgrades are available via link in bio 🖤🪞

[harper 🌙 @sloth_bucket]

remember how a president was impeached for having sex with an adult woman