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[Sam_short @Samshort18]

I havent been on a single tinder date where I didnt float the idea that we could go bowling and had it turned down

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

Used a broom in my apartment today, that's some pretty cool technology I hadnt known about

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

Just found out Michael Jordan didn't make his HS team, so he just tried out for the Chicago bulls

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

College basketball is so sick

[Paige VanArsdale @USAskier_paige]

This is facts that Women need more sleep so they have more energy during the day. https://t.co/r5lB1aFO4F

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

To the person that found my wallet in the road, went to the nearest bar and opened a $30 tab on my credit card: i think we could be friends

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

My biggest complaint with NYE is that I have to wake up hungover and pay rent tomorrow

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

Big shout out to bread bowls today. Whoever made those up is really good

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

If a song makes it into my liked songs that means its real good

#music

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

Sometimes wonder what all the dogs on insta think when they see my story

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

Sometimes i get so pissed at garlic

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

I have no words

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

@_ameliahorn Yeaa

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

@_ameliahorn Thats p hot

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

Smh your life goal is to visit every national park and you are addicted to houseplants... lol ok nice

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

@aweilhammer Haha thank uuu! Its about damn time they eased up the night hunting regulations

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

FINALLY

[St. Louis Post-Dispatch @stltoday]

Missouri eases regulations on hunting coyotes, feral hogs at night https://t.co/JlIoOdnsv6

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

Getting worked up w the boys over empty calories>>>>>><

[Sam_short @Samshort18]

Woke up feeling very disenchanted about lasagna