Sam (slightly off) Tanze

Born trouble maker

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@BafanaBafana Una life and country go end in defeat as well in all your endeavors. Una no go ever see any better thing. When una plant rice, una go harvest worms. When una pray for rain, una house go catch fire.

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@aproko_doctor *Yes we can*

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@firstdoktor Absolutely nothing sir
Learnt through peers and by experimenting

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@aproko_doctor Senior man boss sir, quick question! The guy wey get that healthy liver borrow am give you to make illustration and you go return am to am later?

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@TabcyStyles 🤦

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

Voter apathy is one very useless and detrimental tool. The best of the people refuse to go out and vote due to some perceived misgivings, thereby allowing the worst of the people to select the super worst amongst them to rule the best of them.

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@YTafiya_Jnr Yes ma
I go leak am
We go watch am for house with my guys while eating popcorn

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@tweetsbygoody Your bombom fit arrange Excel sheet?

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@muhdfeyi 10k in 2 weeks?
Bro you suppose be our Minister for finance for Nigeria

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@jadeest98 Let's see to be sure

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@Msen_doo I am O+
Universal donor I guess
Will that help?

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@BigMan_Xander 6 and half years

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@MaxwellAshoms Oya share the video with me too my oga

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@Fatis3l Lol I remembered vividly

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@IRuntown___ Yes

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@IRuntown___ Heritage bank, Tanze Samson Silas
1900765159, savings account

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[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@aproko_doctor Carrot enter tummy? Ok now, I dey Jos. We go supply plenty carrots make una for take am use. Weldon for giving me a headache this morning.

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@benmurraybruce Sir with little or no respect, I say you are one of the nitwits we have in this country. So unpatriotic and all about "I told you that dey are evil and we are not"

[Sam (slightly off) Tanze @SamsonTanze]

@benmurraybruce @iamHSDickson Senior man, this education is the key something something na scam. How many of you in the upper Chambers and government are there by virtue of education? You people shouldn't be picking and choosing what to stand for. Job creation and an enabling environment is the key rather.