Sam the plasterer

Plasterer, dad of 5, husband, sports fan. LCFC. Centre right. Sweary.

[Sam the plasterer @Samtheliar]

@padraig_h Yeah definitely not me hitting my drive into the pond 20 foot to the right of the tee box, in front of the 4 ball of 60ish year old who just let me play through!

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@seanytobs @DPJHodges No watching us lose in WI batting for the draw was much better than if we’d have tried for the 300 runs we needed to win.

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@HansonsAuctions Popped you tyre on one the glass of one of the the many wing mirrors lying in the road! Horrible spot to be stuck, I’d wait it out in the Crewe!

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@itvfootball @sammatterface @England @FIFAWorldCup They both looked awful

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@fesshole Why do people lie anonymously?

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@BethRigby @JDVance I’d say Vance is right

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@ETCartman24 @D_Fens_Ghost I’ve actually just laughed out loud to this! Very good.

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@doris_from

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@NadineDorries @BBC You’re a failed Tory with almost zero reach

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@petercrouch Kickers

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@ThePosieParker Four eyed, cunt. Bullied his entire life, given a bit of power.

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@WG_RumblePants It’s easy to get angry early. As the old adage goes, wait till both teams have batted!

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@gunn_x @hahahaheeheehee @jowilliams293 Or religious

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@GBNEWS Is it me?

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@benonwine Conquest

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@NUCLRGOLF This is why you keep a few range balls in your bag

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@thesundaysport @BradfemlyWalsh Hallmark are hiring

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@RupertLowe10 @DeardenDebi Good luck, Rupert. And good luck to the country.

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@Big__AL007 @EssexPR Completely. How can you tell the electorate that you’re there to make a change, but then give a home to, not just former Con MPs, but former government ministers who got us in this mess? I want the way this country works to be overhauled, Farage just wants a throne to sit on

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@RupertLowe10 Pretty sure Bangladesh will be happy to take Tulip Sadiq off of our hands.