Samuel Attaboy

Self made middle class. Statistics enthusiast. Born in 1900s. Allergic to Sushi and Gen z

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Outside of Home Depot today:
"Sir are you interested in new windows."
Me: " I'm flattered you think I look like I can afford a home."
Gobsmacked.

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This is why the auto insurance is higher in Georgia.
If you come from a state with a average IQ or 88 or higher, you'll need to adjust to the "Southern charm."

[Samuel Attaboy @SamuelAttaboyII]

You ever noticed a certain set of the population that claims they built the world can't build impassable credit score? Stay up "Kings"

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@AceHardware

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@ailanyus Will they ever see a time clock up close?

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The majority of women choose not to regulate their emotions. They force them on others and claim to be victims. Look at the difference between 9 hours of night time and the morning text.

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@larry_mcwethy Why does the surrender's bitch remind me of every mid level office manager that gets no respect in her own house

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@specialtrend10 Women only acquire wealth through ways. Neither require hard work and dedication

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In 2026 every retard that has a handgun now bases their opinion of worthiness on whether or not it made a fun range day or whether a youtuber liked it a lot.

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@SkaterBx33 @Shaninblake999 Got me with what? Everything is free if you are smart.

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Why is it always one specifically race and one gender that's always needlessly prolonging the checkout process when they're in front of you at every store?

[Samuel Attaboy @SamuelAttaboyII]

I was almost removed from this earth today by a nissan altima operated by a creature wearing a bathrobe and bonnet.
Driving a whole hundred and twenty meters to drop her kid off at the bus in perfect weather.

Fascinating low effort culture

[Samuel Attaboy @SamuelAttaboyII]

STOP bringing your liberal friends to comedy clubs.

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@BlueChew My Lord in Christ, can we have 12 seconds without being mindlessly blasted with your seemingly endless advertising budget.
Products that work sell themselves, douchecanoes

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We should be able to put any one that "MAXXES" anything on SM on an island and hunt them.
I'm tired of pretending these aren't wastes of life.

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@Arcteryx REPLACE THE PRODUCT. NOBODY wants a credit, we have to pay sales tax on an item that should have been a free replacement.

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@ScottEnlow If you see a 300M parked in a driveway dont monmve into that neighborhood

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@ScottEnlow Cute masks, one of these cops balls gonna drop

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@Clubmomxx_ The one on their right or my left is sleeping with both of their boyfriends. It's evident in her face

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I just listened to a U.S. national park ranger say she just found her first tick experience and she was not happy.
Just out of curiosity, where are we getting these folks?