Samuel Baines

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[Samuel Baines @SamuelBaines]

You know you are a dysfunctional #perfectionist when you have to re-write post-it notes to yourself because you didn’t think your handwriting was neat enough...

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This will never not be funny
#Jaecoo

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Female Siri reads out texts that are just “Ha” like she’s @florencemachine performing My Love

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@stuart_foy “Please advise” is my personal favourite. Never not satisfying to use.

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@nextofficial I recently purchased something from you & now I’m being spammed with text averts I did NOT sign up for! To unsubscribe I have to send a text that I’ll be charged a premium rate for!! Utterly ridiculous. Please advise how I can unsubscribe from all messages from you.

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@paufharris 𝕏itter. I believe the ‘𝕏i’ is pronounced ‘Shi’.

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

People still call our streaming service 4OD so good luck

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This week is the only one that it’s acceptable for Radio stations to play that @GlassAnimals track.

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“Do you agree to the following terms and conditions? Please confirm you have fully read all 427 pages.”

#Coronation

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After listening to #Paramore’s excellent new track ‘C’est Comme Ça’, you can hear it again by playing ‘Banquet’ by Bloc Party.

Hmm. Olivia Rodrigo’s lawyers could be having the last laugh on this one!

#ThisIsWhy

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@paufharris Also plausible!

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Random Delorian in the middle of the High Street in central York. Not sure if it’s actually an attraction or broken down and people are just swarming it out of curiosity.

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@SoVeryBritish I own the world’s 47th largest collection of shoelaces.

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@andrew_croxford Yourself. Parents playing with a child is the most valuable thing ever to them. Whether the activity is literally free or cost thousands, you interacting with them directly is the most fun they’ll have. The toys themselves are just apparatus so buy something you’d play with them.

[Samuel Baines @SamuelBaines]

London Bridge is Down. RIP #QueenElizabeth

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@MKBHD If I didn’t know better I’d have guessed someone had managed to get #Cyberpunk2077 running long enough to actually get some glitch free screenshots!

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@DrMRFrancis Every oboist knows that it’s a pot you fill with water to soak your reeds in!

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Wordle 314 3/6

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[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

'In your porn film, could you mention all the potholes in your area? My MP ignore all my letters'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

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[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Entwives https://t.co/T8khYpEuo1

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

This is incredibly interesting to me and probably at least twelve other nerds