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@stcysmom Meat sweats

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The excuse "I can't I have diarrhea" can almost always get you out of anything.

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Best way to let everyone know you're badass? Paint flames on your car.

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Biggest regret of high school is never playing a sport were a speedo is the only uniform needed.

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Have to poop so bad but my senior presentation is in less then 5 minutes. I have never been more conflicted.

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There is a direct correlation between how much anime you watch and how badly you smell.

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Anytime you feel like a pussy look up #clarinet on Instagram and look at all the guys you can probably beat up.

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The only two statistics that really matter in basketball are three pointers attempted, and intentional fouls.

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If you don't think trains are badass you can get out of my face,

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@MrLininger

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After seeing some of my guys on the news I am so glad and privileged to know these Tenino seniors they are characters lol #T90 #GoBeavs

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Had a fiber one bar earlier, bowels are feeling nice.

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So many kids at school have that 'I just stole something' look on their face all the time.

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Not being able to find the remote to my tv is a current major problem in my life.

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Still never forgiven my mom for throwing sports illustrated swim suit edition away when I was in eighth grade.

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Smoked a cigar and only almost threw up four times.

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I bought lotto tickets and they didn't even card me:(