Sam Lown 🥚

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[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

The True Detective season I would write.

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.

Doctor begins to smile. Treatment is simple, he says. The great clown Pagliacci in town. He will sort you out.

The man bursts into tears. “Doctor that is an awesome idea. I love clowns.”

[Sam Lown 🥚 @SamuelLown]

Frodo messing around in the Dead Marshes despite the warnings

[Sam Lown 🥚 @SamuelLown]

@ODEONCinemas what made you think that putting Killers of the Flower Moon on in the screen next to a Taylor Swift screening was a good idea? I’m not against Taylor but she’s not the best soundtrack to a harrowing story about genocide.

[Sam Lown 🥚 @SamuelLown]

@MENnewsdesk No Fat Pats?

[Sam Lown 🥚 @SamuelLown]

Remember when Vice did loads of stuff like this? Now they don’t because they realised it was edgy for the sake of edge and Channel 4 has swooped right in

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

Two people. Two opposing views on cancel culture. Will magic mushrooms bring them together, or push them further apart?

Find out in #HigherGround: https://t.co/oAYgB4eLPo

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

Scooby Doo questioning his autism diagnosis

[♡ ElliXia Q ♡ @ElliXiaQ]

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Shadow

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

it’s so funny that Spaghetti Westerns are called that because they were directed by Italians. imagine if people started calling marvel movies Hamburger Shonen

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

#InternationalWomensDay innit so time to break out this banger

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

I’m not kidding this is one of my favourite photoshoots I’ve ever seen

[Sam Lown 🥚 @SamuelLown]

@EmilyDeguil Hope you’re doing okay! Welcome to the trauma bus

[Dan @dannah__montana]

You’re in charge of casting four stars for Benoit Blanc’s next murder mystery. Who are you selecting? 🤔

[Sam Lown 🥚 @SamuelLown]

My 11 year old cousin has been trying to explain Fortnite battle passes and in game currency to me and I’ve never felt so mansplained to

[Sam Lown 🥚 @SamuelLown]

@notasamuel_ Sorry for putting you through this, but it’s important to put you on blast for living in your 2012 pop punk era forever

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

why did bowie say this lmao

[Ramona @Alderdoodle]

RT if your d&d campaigns last longer than Britain's Prime Ministers.
#dnd #ttrpg