Sam Martinez

Just an angry young man with his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand.

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

That moment you remember after another 4 years that you still have a Twitter account...

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

That moment you remember after 2.5 years that you still have a Twitter account...

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

@la_vie_du_patty I'm actually leaving Saturday afternoon, so how about Friday?

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

@la_vie_du_patty Why, yes it is, Ms. Patty. I'm actually in town, too.

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

Why is Tobey Maguire still allowed to act?

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

There is no God up here. Only...BATMAN!!!

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

With my poor study habits, I sometimes think I should drop out of college and become a nun. Do they allow male atheists to become nuns?

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

U.S. Army Officer Staff Sergeant Flois Martinez was honored today at the Texans vs. Rams game. Thank you,

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

@la_vie_du_patty Sam hasn't been talking much because he's going out of his mind with work. How've ya been, Patty?

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

I am the terror that flaps in the night...

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

There's always gonna be someone better.

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

I missy Buffy. I haven't had any time to watch it since the semester started.

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

A Watcher scoffs at gravity.

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

I wish I had a really nice poncho. Like Clint Eastwood style. Only it would have to be very soft. I think I'm going to sleep now...

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

I'll see you in heaven if you make the list.

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

"Honey Boo-Boo" is the most depressing thing I've ever seen. I hate this show so much...

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

@whyevelyn In my mind that's practically a guarantee.

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

@whyevelyn Of course he is, but you failed to answer the question. When're we playing, and are you bringing hot friends?

[Sam Martinez @SamuelMartinez]

My face is naked...

[Evelyn @putaalert]

I think it's fair to mix the last name now when getting married. The male counterpart no longer owns you so why take his last name?