Samuel Macharia RN.

RN 💉//
On God🤲

[Not Your Ordinary Recruiter. @JosaG_]

Ruto akawai kuwa Prezzo itabidi tu title ikuwe Commander in Thief.

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

One of my homies from Imara ametuchambulia life story yote ya Dolly Parton from birth tena akaimba “I will always love you” word for word. Sadly na hio ujuzi yote hajawahi jua nani anamgongea

[KK™ @KevinKip44]

Nimetoka kwa office kitchen kutafuta charger yangu and right now naskia allegations ati ni mimi ndio nimekula pilau ya secretary.

#Ineedalawyer

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

I just read the most angering and infuriating news ever!

This man was accused of raping a dialysis patient AND a condom was found in the hospital bin. Tested and semen was his.
He lies and says he had sex with his wife that morni and then carried the used condom TO WORK.

Worse? His Wife Corroborated his mad story and he's been released since the patient died before the case.

[StyledByKulex @E_Kwenye]

@ombachi13 How I remember you.

[Abu 𝕩 @Abu_007_]

You're lucky to be born after the slavery era.

[Samuel Macharia RN. @SamuelMash74]

@Jm10418 Kuwa zote buana

[21 🥭 @wannaBeMase]

August photo dump, anyone?

[ka.juju_ @Iamkajuju_]

Saw some couple kissing and lovey dovey uncle akiimba marry you twice nkachoka sana😭nkajiconsole na mwenye aliimbiwa ata aliolewa na mwingine

[milly_millie @Milly_Kigweru]

French kisses ❌
Busu za kifaransa ✅

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Lucy just wanted to exit quietly but some fool with a guitar immortalised her suicide 😌.

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

“My tongue ikakupea shakes pia…”

Please someone give @gufydox 5 awards right now

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Mathe: Jogoo zangu mbili sizioni hapa.
Meanwhile me at Charisma concert:

“Naskia uraooooooooo”

[Kikuyu Dragon @_GathoniNdungu]

Jacky vike is exactly who these newbies think they are. She puts on her villagers like mad. She is the epitome of what they mean by when you educate a woman you educate a nation!! Receive your flowers @AwinjaNyamwalo

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Heha movers wanacharge ngapi from Nairobi to kilgoris?

[Kibet @Kibet_OGW]

2021 nilijaribu kuDomesticate a Drunk woman then anytime her peer friends would call her waende form alikua anawacha kila kitu ata kama ugali ilikua halfway na ananiwachia nipike. One time i got fed up na i was ready kumwambia.Nikitoka job sugunanga ya Mjengo nikafika wako kwa nyumba na mzinga ya General meakins nikajaribu kuwafukuza watoke kwangu wakanivamia buana na Tools zangu nlikua nayo kwa mgongo.Kwanza bibi aliniwekelea kabiro kwa macho juu.Ukioa bibi mlevi shauri yako.

[Dollar $ign @DennoForester]

Eloi Eloi, vile tulikubaliana lakini kwa sahii anza na Natalie Githinji yangu naezangoja kidogo

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Good job. Umbwa wewe.

[Patrón-committee of experts KE. @jeffm2020]

This phone sould be protected by an act of parliament

[Samuel Macharia RN. @SamuelMash74]

@angiemash__ Wooww!! Congratulations 🎊🎊