samuel shumba

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://t.co/W6tLkbx37C

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

So you're saying if we'd sprayed stuff white and then put a red cross on it the media would have supported us?

You live and learn I guess.

[Sunsun Girly @sunsungirly]

Trump’s own words in a 3rd graders voice🤣

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Women’s 100 meter runners told to slow down towards the end and let the white athletes catch up incase JK Rowling calls them men and starts an international witch hunt.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

By all means…

If you’re the kind of person to get scammed twice by the same conmen

Vote Reform.

[James Foster @JamesEFoster]

Yeh, can’t have that mad bastard advocating for peace, ending homelessness & for fair & decent wages. Imagine that. Thank god that’s over.

[samuel shumba @SamuelShumba]

@JamesEFoster More teeth than brain cells.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Bro just casually scored a banger

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

In the USA in 1943 they produced a film 'Don't be a Sucker' about fascism.

It perfectly explains Nigel Farage, Suella Braverman, Tommy Robinson and the entire Right.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I have reminded Suella Braverman that being sacked is a lifestyle choice.
#SuellaBraverman

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

If a man lives in the West Bank when he goes to work he needs to worry that when he returns his wife and kids will have been dragged out to the street and an Israeli living in his home

If you try and get him to leave your home he will shoot you and call you a dirty terrorist

This probably sounds too ridiculous to be real to many of you so look up Israeli settlers

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

BBC Presenter: "The Israelis would say, well look, we are defending ourselves, we are targeting Hamas targets in Gaza..."

Daniel Levy: "Do you really keep a straight face when you say that? ... these kind of lies can be allowed to pass"

[samuel shumba @SamuelShumba]

@beINSPORTS_EN @erling 👏👏👏

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

The thing is…

If every single one of them did “f*ck off back to France”

It’d make no difference to the miserable little lives of those who agree with 30p Lee

Their high taxes/bills & depleted wages, NHS & schools will remain

But they’re too bigoted & brainwashed to realise.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

They finally make a movie for people who are 12 inches tall with no genitals and those people don't even like it.

[samuel shumba @SamuelShumba]

@810ofclubs @Martin_Jacobson Good luck Toby.

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

Message of the year:
How do you spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel. The kindest person in the room is often the smartest.
🏆 @GovPritzker

[Ben & Jerry's UK 🧡 @benandjerrysUK]

The UK Government are trying to rip up the human rights of some of the most vulnerable people in society.

So, here’s a little thread of some of the things they don’t want you to be reminded of right now:

[samuel shumba @SamuelShumba]

@ryan46king Maybe ive misread the article, but nowhere in there does it say this.

[Hamza Yusuf @Hamza_a96]

Nick Ferrari just asked Keir Starmer if the country would be better off if Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour won in 2019.

Starmer refused to answer.