Tim Harris

Livin' the dream. Keepin' it chill since '80. Rockin' the suburbs.

[Tim Harris @SamuraiCop25]

Win this epic Hunting Truck that MKC is giving away! Over $100k in total prizes! https://t.co/zfzsNdIhBb

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@CourtyardBrew The beer that you claim to piss in? I’ll pass.

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@BauerOutage @joe4deadcat Your career stat line would suggest otherwise.

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@lindseyhillll @JCDBPK @Trepadacio911 @billjamesonline I can’t stand Bauer and couldn’t care less if he ever throws another inning in MLB but are you trying to imply all the texts from you talking about extorting him are taken out of context?

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@AgentRachelLuba @DiablosRojosMX @BauerOutage Is this like the time you claimed he was MLB’s first ever $40M man and then it wasn’t true at all?

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@pogee_da_rapper @jalonzo2381 @lindseyhillll You couldn’t be more wrong.

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@BauerOutage @ttxwe You are. Every time you make a cute social media post every owner hears it loud and clear.

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@TalkinBaseball_ Almost as disappointing as going 11-13 last season.

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@JJWatt That is IF their QB has enough time to air it out. He’s probably gonna be picking himself up a lot throughout the game.

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@FruitOfTheLoom why you all lying about the cornucopia?

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@fuzzyfromyt Ken Griffey Jr. He did call though.

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@cheetah How you sleep last night?

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@PterodactylEcho @HankTheSpade @BrentPoe007 @barstoolsports The NFL quite literally didn’t NEED any of this but they’ll take it. Easiest money they’ve ever made just by adding the word “era” to things.

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@mikebehm9 @StillChamps @Jomboy_ Couldn’t agree more. Same with Betts. Being a cheater will follow these guys forever.

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@Top100Rick I think you mean “clubs”. As in I’m likely going to use 2-3 of them before I’m putting.

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@Adams335 @dbo8403 @mandapanda_5280 @Robzzzzzzzzzzz @TedBuddy8 And he flopped….clearly see it

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@skiHTTR @TheAthleticMLB @MLB @Marlins Relax folks. He hits 1 out of roughly every 25 AB’s. That is IF he can stay on the field that long.

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@Tismeandyg @LAFAN44 @AgentRachelLuba That’s a stretch. 194 games over 8 seasons w/ ERA over 4 w/ 1 All-Star appearance before admittedly cheating in *2020. He’s played essentially 1 season over his last 2 years & been fairly good as long as he’s got some Spider Tack.

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@AgentRachelLuba Wait a second. I thought he was the $40M man.

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@POTUS I’d just like to know the actual definition of an “assault rifle”.