SamKThomas

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

What goes around, comes around

[Balaji @balajis]

History is running in reverse, with the opposite outcome this time.

In 1991 the internet frontier opened; in 1890 the American frontier closed.

Today China is the senior partner in the Russia/China relationship; in the past it was the other way around.

And now we see Indian- and Pakistani-origin politicians debating the partition of Britain, whereas in the past it was British-origin men presiding over the partition of India and Pakistan.

I can’t fully explain this phenomenon, but I believe it’s caused in part by increased centralization going into 1950, and then rapid technological decentralization since then.

I collect many examples of the pattern here: https://t.co/kj1r1lLg3t

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

When you do a u turn on the 45p and it spells P45

[Poppy Hillstead @poppyhillstead]

Reeeeeally didn't want to put anything but people keep asking. So here you go. About Gossipmongers...

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

Playing keepie uppie with my testicles at this point

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

@HermesUK_Help returned a parcel 3 weeks ago now and still hasn't moved from the depot. This is a return and needs to reach the retailer ASAP. 3457603262900566

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

@Hermesparcels any idea why you've had my parcel for a week with no movement?!

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

A reminder that this classic exists for the sole purpose of cheering us up

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

@ajtwilliams I've no words for it

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

@ajtwilliams Remi Malek!

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

'MURICA

[Mark Avera @maavera]

A psychiatrist’s dream patient.

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

Boris 'Bayard' Johnson

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'bayard' (1600s): someone with an unshakeable self-confidence that is rooted in ignorance.

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

@nxcare hello, I'm unable to dm you for some reason, is it possible to call?

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

@nationalexpress What can I do if i can't find email confirmation or ticket info for an upcoming trip?

[Guardian Environment @guardianeco]

Our plastic footprint: reuse to take the pressure off recycling https://t.co/XlRTU2Eay4

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

@hvrthe Hahahahahaha. A whole months profit 😭😭😭

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

@hvrthe

[Daily Coffee News @DailyCoffeeNews]

Natural Geisha Breaks Best of Panama Auction Record at $803 Per Pound https://t.co/yS88lmwGUV

[blood gore & titties galore @Jaspeeerrrr]

the tea is hot this morning, my friends.

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

😳 https://t.co/NN3jpIADlq

[Cup of Excellence @cupofexcellence]

🥇Wow, what an auction!⠀
More than 2800 bids placed during this record-breaking 6-hour auction. The winning bid of $300.09/lb has shattered our previous record by over $170/lb for 1A from Don Cayito (@cafedoncayito) owned by Luis Ricardo Calderon Madr… https://t.co/F7YaZ2ilwu

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

@paulnwright Ah yes that 'delicacy'

[SamKThomas @SamwellWilhelm]

Why do people pull a face when they read the words 'vegan coffee'. Do they not know coffee is fundamentally vegan before dairy is added to it?!