Chaos Theory

Dad. SaaS for SMEs. CivicTech. GovTech.Product Development . Outdoorsy. Geo & National Politics. In abusive relationship with Uganda. Cogito ,Ergo Sum.

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

Do all the good you can in all the ways you can.

[Vikram Pai @vikpai]

Running a business is just realizing how dumb you were 6 months ago every 6 months

[Geoffrey D. Obbo @geoffobbo13]

Muganga can become Kampala Lord Mayor there is no law that prohibits him with his dual citizenship!

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

Did the informal rule for sharing very compromising digital material changed from ‘I’ll play it for you on my phone’ to simply forwarding it ? Knowing our people and lack of discretion, once it’s forwarded, it’s out of your control forever. Not even View Once are safe

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

@Spartakussug The COO part is you!

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

Found @Spartakussug other account

[Teddy Blank @teddypowday]

Your CEO should be strong.

Your CTO should be wise.

Your COO should be wicked, cunning, of mysterious origins, fluent in the dark arts, blurry in pictures,

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

@ZeeroBrain @Spartakussug looka here

[Nomasiko🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸노마시코 S/her @Nomaculture]

Thia is so brilliant!
What a concept man!!!🥹🥹

[Norbert Mao @norbertmao]

@StKyamutetera and @kasujja are both practitioners in the field of communications. Kyamutetera has mainly plied his trade in the ruthless corporate world where the market punishes you if you can’t protect your brand. Kasujja has been in mass media where viewers and listeners vote with their feet if you’re not taking them anywhere. Then he went on to BBC and now the state funded Uganda Media Centre where inefficiency isn’t punished directly by the market because the taxpayer is there to give a lifeline.

Kasujja is asking for a chance to turn around an Organisation whose culture is quite conservative. Built in the image of a party hack like OO! For now he wants to be left alone without being judged. Yet he is taking a hit because his messaging is like billboard sloganeering. Kyamutetera says why serve icing only. Where is the cake?

I grew up in an era when news went something like: Good evening. Here is the news read by so and so and first the headlines. After that there is a pause and then the readers says: and now the news in detail. The script had a clear structure.

The Kyamutetera school and the Kasujja school must now contend. The latter says Kyamutetera has spoken too soon without seeing their “blueprint”. Ok. Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt. Of course my conversations with Kasujja has been about our national image and standing as a nation. Let the debate continue. I’ll be back because in my field failure to communicate clearly can cost you an election.

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

Okay, all the lamentations aside, did this man smuggle in recording device to parliament committee business? After being accused of spying for another country. This script is for AfroCinema.

[ᗪᖇ. ᒪᗩᗯᖇEᑎᑕE ᗰᑌGᗩᑎGᗩ @ReachDrMuganga]

Hon. @DaudiKabanda, with due respect, I must set the record straight. I do NOT hold a Rwandan passport. This is a deliberate falsehood introduced by Hon. Thomas Tayebwa, and the truth must be told.

We have it ON RECORD —
@Thomas_Tayebwa’s own words: “In every vetting session we have to fail someone, and this time it had to be you, Dr. Muganga.” Read that again. This rejection was decided before the process even began. It was never about passports, qualifications, or integrity. It was personal. It was calculated. It was discriminatory. And in due course, we shall release the audio that proves it. Stay tuned.

Hon. Kabanda, what I experienced in that committee was not parliamentary oversight. It was hatred. It was discrimination. It was racism, directed at me simply because I am a Munyarwanda.

Let me be clear: We Banyarwanda are Ugandans. We were born here. We pay taxes here. We build institutions here. We have given our lives to serve this nation. I personally have spent decades working tirelessly for Uganda, conducting thousands of interviews, engaging with thousands of people, sitting in hundreds of boardroom meetings across 56 countries. In all those years and in all those rooms, I have never once encountered the kind of hostility that Hon. Tayebwa directed at me. Not once. And to this day, I cannot understand the depth of hatred he carries toward Banyarwanda. I do not have to take my word for it. Ask the other members of the Appointment Committee, including those from the Opposition side. They were there. They witnessed it.

So I ask one simple question: what is Hon. Tayebwa so afraid of? What remains hidden that my presence at Internal Affairs would threaten to uncover?

Uganda belongs to ALL its citizens equally. Banyarwanda included. We are not second class citizens. We will not be treated as such. This selective and discriminatory application of the law must be called out loudly, and it must stop. The law is not a weapon to be aimed at one community of our own people.

We are Ugandan. We belong here. And we will not be silenced.

#EqualityForAll #BanyarwandaAreUgandan 🇺🇬

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

@Wapakhabulo @StKyamutetera I can bet 100% you didn’t read this 700 word writeup because he clearly explains why details are important and which audience needs the one-liners. Imagine making a travel decision based on a one- liner

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

“Different issues require different levels of communication. A public holiday announcement may need only a short note. But a pandemic, epidemic, security matter, tourism advisory, investment issue, financial policy, diplomatic matter, or national crisis requires depth, context, reassurance, and precision.
That is the difference between content creation and strategic communication.”

[Muhereza Kyamutetera @StKyamutetera]

https://t.co/uKMtifgnY5

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

@mwineedgar @marc1705 Come for the Fort Portal marathon. I will arrange a tent

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

If you ever find yourself being confused by a person from Tooro, especially someone who has heritage from Kijura Road, and more specifically from Kiburara-Kijenga-Mpinga axis, allow yourself to be confused. Stable people. Proper community.

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

@Comrade_Otoa @Airtel_Ug Not to negate your frustration but airtel market share increased by 14% in the last year. I saw @dabirungi cutting cakes. He could also help with the internet issue

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

excellent use of freewill

[Sauti Kuu Foundation @sauti_kuu]

And now we have a playground!

[KOMB GREEN SOLUTIONS @KombGreen]

After the launch of the Nairobi River Regeneration Project, works are progressing steadily at Zone 5, Korogocho. Construction of the trunk sewer line is ongoing, marking a major step toward improved sanitation, river restoration, and a cleaner, healthier Nairobi for all. 🇰🇪

[Beewol @beewol]

This morning on D'Mighty Breakfast on @933kfm I'll have a conversation with @kasujja to find out how he's settling in at @UgandaMediaCent & how he is changing the Gov't comms narrative. Expect a few tough questions too. 😎

Tune in here https://t.co/5KG2B0IhUs

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

Beautiful! Very beautiful

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[Njeri Waridi @Njeriwaridi]

This is what we mean that Kenya is a colonial state built for foreigners at the expense of the natives

Look at the government attacking its citizens to protect Americans who contract Ebola in DRC

[Arinaitwe Rugyendo, PhD🇺🇬 @RugyendoQuotes]

Hon @adoniaayebar, this lone walk-in entry is a winner! Why should you drive to Parliament when @UgandaMFA is just next door?