kataang x basahan solo fanart (let’s just assume that it’s really katara since hair attributes can’t be modified freely ) anw atla indo fans where u at..
Hard truth…
I can speak freely because I’m 65 years old and my pocketful of fucks is seriously depleted.
Working as a paralegal at various studios in LA for thirty years…I had the opportunity to observe studio executives closely.
They’re generally a slippery and clueless bunch who shouldn’t be allowed near anything remotely creative…but the new regime at Paramount is straight up evil.
I assure you.
These soulless bastards have nothing but contempt for a show about grace and redemption and the struggle against fascism.
ATLA is a mystery to them.
They. Do. Not. Value. The. Franchise.
Me: at Japanese gym for first time, trying to look athletic.
impossible task.
gym absolutely silent except weights.
everyone inside terrifyingly fit.
old man on treadmill running like government experiment.
Trainer approaches me.
Trainer: Goal?
Me: Survival.
Trainer nods respectfully.
Trainer: Understandable.
he puts me on machine, machine looks military.
Trainer: Easy.
five seconds later, I’m fighting for my ancestors.
Trainer: Good warmup.
Me: WARMUP??
nearby high school girl lifting more than me casually.
not even sweating, she drinking juice between sets.
I attempt bench press, weight immediately crushes my confidence.
random old man appears out of nowhere
Old man: Need help?
Me: Yes please.
old man lifts weight with one hand.
ONE HAND.
man is seventy-two minimum.
Old man: Young people weak now.
Me: You fought in the Sengoku period or something?
Old man laughs mysteriously.
Trainer returns holding clipboard.
Trainer: Your body age…
long pause.
Trainer: …58.
Me: I AM TWENTY NINE.
Trainer: Body disagrees.
Old man pats my shoulder sympathetically.
Old man: Come back tomorrow. We rebuild you.
Me: That sounds like anime training arc.