One year in college I volunteered with an afterschool writing program. Every kid wrote a story with an omniscient narrator who repeatedly broke the fourth wall to comment on the storytelling itself. It was a totally natural instinct. Nothing was more satisfying for them.
"Good news, Lemon. President Trump is finally releasing what we have all waited for."
"Oh God. The files?"
"Jeffrey? I'll never forgive him for beating me as Cosmopolitan's "bachelor of the month" in 1980. No, Rush Hour 4. They want Tracy to play Roman Polanski's part."
@MlNESWEEPER being a sinclair main is having your team flame your champ for "not doing anything" as they take bad fights and opps flaming you for this
nothing quite like it really
JOE DAVIS: here’s Ernie Clement to open the top of the 33rd
JOHN SMOLTZ: that Alejandro Kirk sure is portly ain’t he
JOE DAVIS: Ben Rortvedt’s 116th pitch misses low
JOHN SMOLTZ: it’s the little legs that slow him down
casting your commander would actually be one of the best thing to ever happen to my board state. you probably shouldn’t even bother to cast your commander because it would be the best thing to ever happen to my board state. seriously, don’t even cast your commander dude
It's probably foolish to think a NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for "who will be the next Democratic presidential nominee after Joe Biden?".