Cam Sandell

•what you see as crazy, i see as reality•

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

"Stop playing slapjack and go the fuck to sleep"

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

Well the night started with me wanting pizza. Now I have a pierced nipple

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

To celebrate my one year of sobriety I threw $200 in singles on strippers. #doingitright

[Leon from Mathclass @LeonEarlgrey]

"But other than that Mrs.Kennedy how was the parade?"

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

Dolphins are tight as fuck

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

The finger gun is the most underused, most effective hand sign of all time👉👉

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

Where the aliens titties at???👽

[ThoughtSieze @FleshBuzzard]

My grandma told me I need a wallet after she saw that bankroll

[Leon from Mathclass @LeonEarlgrey]

MLK had some other sweet dreams but riding dinosours seamed a bit unrealistic to start a revolution about.

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

A Christian said me and all my homies are going to hell. Sounds like it's gonna be lit. All are invited, BYOB

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

Scope @VillainPark these kids go hard as fuck. Mad respect

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

Like the weed you inhale we fuckin up your brain cells

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

Fuck people that don't rage at shows. If you're hands are in your pockets it's not my fault if you take an elbow to the dome

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

*roommate driving and texting* "wow this really is dangerous"

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

The lab rat that made it out the maze

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

We aren't alone out here👾👽👾

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

Shout out to my mom and dad for the support😂😂

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

Fuck Wheaties I eat a bitch for breakfast

[Cam Sandell @SandellCam]

I believe my uber driver has Alzheimers. I shit you not we have had the same conversation 3 times. I was in the car for 15 min