Sandi Harris

Take me to robot pirate island. I want to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon

[Sandi Harris @SandiHarris25]

@jessotu Skeleton Key. They did my girl Kate Hudson so dirty

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I’ve lost years of my life to 2-factor authentication

[TST @TST7v7]

As if there was any doubt…

LINDSEY HARRIS IS YOUR TST 2024 WOMEN’S GOLDEN GLOVE WINNER!

Take a bow, Lindsey🧤👏

[Sandi Harris @SandiHarris25]

Was just personally victimized by @reneerapp and loved every second of it

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

The mission continues 🤘

[ally @missmayn]

Times twitter was the most fun, in no particular order:

Queen’s death
Covfefe
Big boat stuck in canal
Fake verified brands (free insulin)
Titanic submersible
Trump getting covid
Alabama dock brawl

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

having one day to waste away on ur couch or in ur bed is so important

[Coco Gauff @CocoGauff]

barbie dreams 💞💁🏾‍♀️🏆

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

I still can’t believe our song/Tim McGraw/OR teardrops on my guitar didn’t make the eras set list.. those are the founding fathers

[Adam Klasfeld @KlasfeldReports]

Donald Trump likely sexually abused E. Jean Carroll, civil jury finds in unanimous verdict — awards her $5 million total

Developing, @LawCrimeNews https://t.co/pgEJmsHUuN

[Sandi Harris @SandiHarris25]

Anyone who isn’t sure they want to live in Austin hasn’t seen enough live music here

[pj @pjayevans]

Flags are at half mast today because I had a scary dream last night

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

ENDLESS SUMMER VACATION TONIGHT

[Austine @theereal_one]

tax returns: $7,352

me at red lobster: bring me Eugene Krabs

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Life is all about going to dinner with friends and finding pants that fit you

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

Damar Hamlin is awake and has been holding hands with family in the hospital, his agent tells CNN.

[Sandi Harris @SandiHarris25]

@tswifterastour 2 tickets for any Dallas or Houston show 🙌🏼

[Sandi Harris @SandiHarris25]

“Don’t forget that England blew a 13-colony lead”