Cassandra Stephens

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

[Tony Clark @TonyClarkCP]

NEWS: Get revvved up! Cedar Point announces Top Thrill 2, the world's tallest & fastest triple-launch coaster

https://t.co/zlEHGhlzZo

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices.

Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

ticketmaster’s apology:

[billboard @billboard]

.@taylorswift13 scores one of the most historic weeks in @billboardcharts history, as she becomes the first artist to claim the #Hot100’s entire top 10 in a single week. https://t.co/kMVGrXx7xq

[Crowmaster @RustonKelly]

Being 33 is waking up saying what the fuck do I do about anything and no one can give u an actual answer

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Nothing gives me more serotonin than Taylor Swift taking down a man - especially a man who thought he was better than her due to a large amount of unearned confidence.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[Cassandra Stephens @SandraNStephens]

A religious experience

[Crowmaster @RustonKelly]

a highlight for sure

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

Somebody give this man an Oscar

[Crowmaster @RustonKelly]

omg how good does it feel to be nothing but urself

[Cassandra Stephens @SandraNStephens]

@RustonKelly

[Dogleg @leg_dog]

boston by augustana has no right to go that fucking hard

[Cassandra Stephens @SandraNStephens]

You can't make this stuff up 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Justice Department has charged a Capitol rioter who was turned in by someone he matched with on the Bumble dating app, after he bragged about his exploits on January 6th, our @MarshallCohen reports.

[Cassandra Stephens @SandraNStephens]

@RustonKelly Missed out again 😔 good luck to everyone tomorrow 🤞🏻

[Cassandra Stephens @SandraNStephens]

How I feel about everything, every day. https://t.co/pybFJpLwkz

[Ian of the Sea @ianpauldukes]

remember the insane stuff we used to do as kids? like get sleepy, go to bed, and wake up not sleepy

[Cassandra Stephens @SandraNStephens]

@KizzieMae @RustonKelly @taylorswift13 🤞🏻🌛

[Crowmaster @RustonKelly]

💐@britneyspears 💐

[L @lizzyallover]

Trump when he sees Melania scrolling on Twitter