Brandon

could be .. TODAY ?!?! lock in FOCUSED and somed swagger ! YES ! WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE AGGRESSION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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coworker goes "brandon you should really consider your digital footprint"

mmmm digital feet 🤤

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dropping banger jokes at this meeting and no one laughs. someone is getting bit

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@Nex6x @notyurvegetable

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i have finished one (1) hours worth of work i think i deserve 7 hours straight of battlefield 6 as a reward

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I'm in it for the bit I don't even care about flirting anymore

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guac so good at the work function I accidentally ate my zyn

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saw two students looking for four leaf clovers, apparently they were searching for a while. take two steps, instantly pick one up.

i'm straight up just aura farming off these students i swear

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student walks in with a high vis vest on and goes “sorry I’m late I was helping remove abstinence from the one old building”

abstinence.

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looked at my class today and said “God, send me another bisexual woman. I’ve healed”

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@Peyrod

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if I had a dollar every time someone thought I was gay I could single-handedly fix the US debt crisis

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can the economy crash mean I can afford a house

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CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE WITHOUT ONE OF MY STUDENTS BEING THE CASHIER.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Brandon @SandwichBoof]

sorry everyone Christmas is cancelled Santa got shot down by an navy intern who spends all his money donating to vtubers and pokimane

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MY UPRIGHT BASS IS FINALLY WITH ME TIME TO BE UNBEARABLE TO MY NEIGHBORS

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YES??? EXCUSE ME WAITER??? 17 MORE EMAILS ON FINALS WEEK PLEASE! HOW DELICIOUS!

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my guitarist after I make him stay at the venue until 2:30am because I am a social butterfly and am flirting

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love playing gigs and old men walk up “yeah I used to play bass!”

ok I dork around, look cute, and drink for free? we are not the same.

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https://t.co/6fJcqC2VH3

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dming a girl